normal sunfish activities

Reading the Wikipedia page of any guy famous pre-2005 is just a dice roll on finding a passage like "at the age of 37, he started dating a 16 year old he met at a concert"

why is it called the garden of eating if you weren't supposed to eat anything

i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

you're very right and this is very evident in mgs 4 and 5

YouTube video by SolidSnake11 Metal Gear Solid 2: Unused Codec rt_vc009301(English)

plus the parrot. also semi related: have you watched this unused codec youtu.be/wi-dmnsY5lc?...

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

vol 12 is fucking nuts because it has one of the funniest scenes maybe ever, some rly raw and touching catharsis, is very sensually and romantically horny, and fills me with deep dread and fear.

i realize now how generic and vague this sounds but i finished vol 12 a couple days ago and am still thinking about it

One of the reasons the establishment was pushing so hard for Cuomo in the primary was that his win was supposed to prove Me Too was over. There were several victory lap columns declaring this before he lost. They desperately want women not to matter and they will lose and lose

dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically

aono kun is so good, so upsetting and horrifying and also deeply hilarious

awww that's very sweet.....every non-la person i follow seems to have contempt bursting of them lmao

not sure when 1) everyone got into baseball 2) everyone began to hate the la dodgers

texting my friends like a political text. just a big annoying headshot of me and then under it "Wow! We are making big strides in lunch, but we cannot do it without you. Can I count on you to have lunch with me and catch up in the next week?"

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

When the horny art or fanfic of a character I like depicts them significantly OOC

Mahmoud is trying so hard to take care of his dad ❤️

wanting to play the new p****** bc there's a hot guy in there is so embarrassing (self deprecating)

always conflicted when i do non-email work at my 50% email job. feels good to move about and do stuff but i also dont wanna do stuff.

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

24 hours left to support Blanksword's first stretch goal with Mortis Ghost.

Support indie RPGs!

we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??

Incredible infographic at the state fair

I wanna see the rude posts

This is beautiful. A way forward...

potwntial yaoi? in an arakawa series?? 🤔🤔

This is crazy lol