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St Louis boomerang. Public librarian. Mom. Full of Muppet-y joy and chaos.

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Nope. No thank you. Do not like. Unsubscribe.

(Iโ€™ve heard scuttlebutt that the new Clark Branch has gotten a lot of criticism for similar choices.)

10.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

10.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which library is this, so that I may look them up and mentally judge?

10.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s said this before and the fact that no one was able to say that this isnโ€™t a thing forcefully enough to penetrate his thick skull is one of the main problems with having this man in charge of anything.

05.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting Opening Day on my calendar now.

02.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I *really* thought the Blue Jays were gonna pull it off.

02.11.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. And Iโ€™m a night owl. But I need to get off this adrenaline pump.

02.11.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a judge is sitting at a table in front of an american flag and pointing at something . ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in front of an american flag and pointing at something .
02.11.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George Springet: โ€œOw!โ€

John Smoltz: โ€œโ€˜Ow!โ€™ he said.โ€

This is what makes Smoltz so valuable to Fox.

02.11.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even my kid who doesnโ€™t care much about baseball is watching this one.

02.11.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great series. Great game. Ready for the Jays to win.

02.11.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was a crazy half inning.

02.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walk off walk? I think Toronto would take it.

02.11.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss Fr. Jim. When I knew he was up there annoying them, I was ok.

01.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s almost where I am at the moment and I thought I would feel guilty about it, but I donโ€™t. Iโ€˜ve thought about going to a different parish, just so I can be there and not know exactly which ones are awful, but I donโ€™t currently want to do that either.

01.11.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Havenโ€™t been as much lately, thatโ€™s for sure.

01.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the priests at the March at Selma was my grandpaโ€™s cousin, who would go on to be a bishop. This is the kind of Catholic I was raised to be and Iโ€™m thankful that Leo agrees with me. (But itโ€™s still hard going to Mass with the MAGA assholes.)

01.11.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhhhh. Maybe some places shouldnโ€™t decorate for Halloween.

๐Ÿ˜‚

30.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok. Itโ€™s 1am central. Itโ€™s a wrench to go to bed because the game has been awesome, but I donโ€™t normally root for either of these teams. Someone text me when itโ€™s over.

28.10.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best ball. Every dog agrees.

๐Ÿ˜ฌ

26.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

21.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s me. All of these selections are ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ˜˜

21.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Effinโ€™ Birds book and fuck off Iโ€™m reading pin

Effinโ€™ Birds book and fuck off Iโ€™m reading pin

They did! Hope you had a good con!

12.10.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing in a doorway with panic written on the wall Alt: Sophia from Golden Girls runs out of the house. Text at the bottom reads PANIC!!!

TFW you have a program but the only one who shows up for it is your library director:

10.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Freudian slip. Of course I meant that they should stop by, but really they should also buy something.

10.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry the game sucks. But I just told my oldest to stop buy and see you at the con this weekend.

10.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blues game with no contrast so everything fades into the white of the ice.

Blues game with no contrast so everything fades into the white of the ice.

If anyone is still on Twitter, can you tell FanDuel that their feed sucks and I canโ€™t see shit?

10.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hilarious

08.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t see this available yet - keep us posted!

08.10.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. Remind me never to listen to Frieda again. Stella only from here on out.

08.10.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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