Lisa Blanning

love to see the youths dancing and having fun, very joyful sight

why does Buddha go so hard tho? 😭

NY is the kind of place that you can walk past a bougie looking climbing/bouldering center and they’re blasting free jazz

omg it’s called “alpha-gal syndrome”

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/d...

Horrible! can’t win either way

ofc if it bit me I bathed in my own blood 🤔

bathing in the blood of my enemies (reflexively smashed a mosquito while in the bath and it fell in the tub)

I don’t really care what this place is or isn’t. Alls I know is it’s been great for the business of The Onion and that both Zuck and Musk have experience cooking and/or hiding the books on their own traffic. Doesn’t really matter if there are more page views if they’re not real people.

“and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.” - me, middle-aged and sincerely talking about the feeling of experiencing very comfortable shoes

‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis Unusually aggressive lone star ticks, common in the south-east, are spreading to areas previously too cold for them

clearly a plot by big vegan:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“They are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor”

glad midsommar!

honestly it took longer than i thought it would

who wants my job?

amazing prank, this kid is going places

no but he doesn’t see food sometimes :)

well technically my flatmate’s cat but mine in spirit

pretty sure my elderly cat has bad eyesight. Wish cats could get corrective lenses

just peeked at twitter and it definitely reads like the apocalypse is now

Reading the news, it just sounds like The Purge every day over in America rn

makes it harder to pay taxes, what if nobody does???

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

apparently they sell coconut water at Berghain now? Years ago, I literally tweeted that clubs should sell coconut water and now my wish has come true

Meta Is Blocking Links to Decentralized Instagram Competitor Pixelfed Pixelfed said it is "seeing unprecedented levels of traffic."

Meta is deleting links to Pixelfed, a decentralized, open source Instagram competitor that has had skyrocketing signups in recent days: www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...

on the bright side, maybe that would be a good reason for Calexit?

possibly the most beautiful cat (Siberian forest variety) on earth curled up on a glitter throw

this guy. worth it, no?

the things we do for love
(me, thinking about my cat, who I am allergic to, while I peel some of his hair off of my eyeball)

small enough to wear the clothes of a large husky child

it’s obvious how people worked out what weird foods to eat (they were desperately hungry) but what kind of person worked out that snail mucin was good for the skin?

sometimes I see a really thin person and wonder where they put all of their internal organs

Japan, one of the few places you can go see an international music act and the local openers are actually really good