Lisa Blanning

iirc in 2020 during the pandemic, charli xcx fans were called “angels”, but surely now they should be called “brats”?

the bright side of dark, grey days where the sun sets before 4pm is you don’t have to wear sunscreen

exactly :(

lol just some strawberries bought in Edeka and grown in NL

Big agriculture has finally invented fruit that smells wonderful but tastes terrible, it’s an incredible achievement

who wants to see the new Charli XCX auto-pic with me in January?

While I don’t listen to nearly as much new music as i used to, some of my fav albums this year included:
James K “Friend”
Ikonika “Sad”
Kara-Lis Coverdale “Changes In Air”

still love the end of year lists bc i invariably find something new that i really enjoy. Thanks to Crack Mag for turning me on to Ethel Cain

love to see the youths dancing and having fun, very joyful sight

why does Buddha go so hard tho? 😭

NY is the kind of place that you can walk past a bougie looking climbing/bouldering center and they’re blasting free jazz

omg it’s called “alpha-gal syndrome”

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/d...

Horrible! can’t win either way

ofc if it bit me I bathed in my own blood 🤔

bathing in the blood of my enemies (reflexively smashed a mosquito while in the bath and it fell in the tub)

I don’t really care what this place is or isn’t. Alls I know is it’s been great for the business of The Onion and that both Zuck and Musk have experience cooking and/or hiding the books on their own traffic. Doesn’t really matter if there are more page views if they’re not real people.

“and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.” - me, middle-aged and sincerely talking about the feeling of experiencing very comfortable shoes

‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisis Unusually aggressive lone star ticks, common in the south-east, are spreading to areas previously too cold for them

clearly a plot by big vegan:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“They are like a cross between a lentil and a velociraptor”

glad midsommar!

honestly it took longer than i thought it would

who wants my job?

amazing prank, this kid is going places

no but he doesn’t see food sometimes :)

well technically my flatmate’s cat but mine in spirit

pretty sure my elderly cat has bad eyesight. Wish cats could get corrective lenses

just peeked at twitter and it definitely reads like the apocalypse is now

Reading the news, it just sounds like The Purge every day over in America rn

makes it harder to pay taxes, what if nobody does???

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

apparently they sell coconut water at Berghain now? Years ago, I literally tweeted that clubs should sell coconut water and now my wish has come true