Paul

I think some people have to get out of the “look what happened with Ole” mindset. Completely different personalities. Also, can’t see any of the other names mentioned getting on with the Ineos/Glazers meddling

Turned 57 today. Spent the whole day with my wonderful wife. Spoke to all my friends and bought a pair of age inappropriate trainers. I’m a very lucky man

And not for you obviously but for any of your followers, support the fanzines! They are essential in these days of YouTube etc. Digital subs available if you can’t get to a game. Ex Red News seller myself so I know how cold and wet both sets of sellers are most games

Was saying to my wife that it feels quite cold here today in southern Spain. Then my mate in the US sent me this. Exploding trees makes it seem positively tropical

VAMOS!!!! Can’t wipe the smile off my face

Will be with you in spirit from sunny Spain. Feel sick with nerves already GGMU

One from my match going days. A mate who was arguing with his wife about going to an away. He said to her “which one of these statements is 100% factually correct. On the day I die I will still support United or on the day I die I will still love you?” Divorced not long after funnily enough

Very unlucky not to get a hat trick. I’ll even forgive his Peaky Blinders haircut if he scores again against Brighton 🤞

Very happy for Big Ben though. Every cloud and that

Went out and treated myself to a nice new Ralph Lauren polo shirt. 2 days later my company rebranded using the exact same colours as the shirt and the pony. Never wore it again

I’m always wearing my red tinted glasses obviously but surely choosing the Berties when Pep could go soon and of course the 115 on the horizon, it’s all about the cash isn’t it??

Flight home to Spain delayed so it was 0-0 when we took off. Couldn’t believe the score when we landed

Probably the first line up I could name from memory

Out shone not our lived

I left Twitter years ago but anyone dissing him isn’t an old school United fan. The man was immense and often lived in Robbos shadow. GGMU

I remember a joke in Red Issue saying City wanted to buy this new Dutch superstar Salford Van-Hire. Same issue where someone asked if a player was injured all the time as he’d never seen Hugh Scousebastard actually play but he was always sung about

Married in Vegas and did exactly the same. My wife laughed but as the beer flowed I said it again. A titter. The third time she told me this could be the shortest marriage ever. For once I listened and it’s our 24 year anniversary soon

First day at work in a bank in 1985. Asked my Dad for any advice and he said “when they ask you to make the tea, make it as shit as possible so they never ask you again”. It worked so thanks Dad

My mates closest train station to his house. I’m such a child, I always take this pic when I visit

He’s been immense this season and a little overshadowed by Big Bry

From the great guys at T Shirts United if I’m not mistaken

I love the Ryder Cup so much. After yesterday’s shenanigans, I hope we get the 2 points needed and then just walk off the course en masse

I loved his attitude. Imagine if Rasmus would have worked as a lifelong Red.

I tried so hard with an ex. Watching Germany vs England and she asked “Why isn’t Schmeichel in goal for Germany?” When I said his nickname was The Great Dane, she replied with “Didn’t know he was Swedish” Gave up after that

Back in 1978, my birthday present for my 8th birthday was a trip to Old Trafford. It was 1988 when I realised that Hugh Scousebastard was not an injured player

I went to Reddit where they had a link to upload your local member of parliaments ID (driving licence I think) worked like a charm

Do you follow Jim Smallman on Instagram? (Assuming you are on it of course) Am old mate of mine from the comedy club days who has worked for NXT for years and one of the nicest blokes in the business

It’s almost like the convicted child trafficker knew that if she said she never saw the nonce in chief do anything she might get transferred to a low security prison. That would NEVER happen in the good old US of A

I remember watching The Rise of Skywalker and actually welling up at the opening credits and when Chewie got the medal thinking “This is the end for me”

I’m no poker professional but I’m pretty sure every time the Ginger nonce says the word “Hoax” it’s his tell