Crazeniak

If there is not an Amber Says What or equivalent @amberruffin.bsky.social section on the @latenightseth.bsky.social tonight about the White House correspondents dinner…I will be PERSONALLY offended. I will still watch but be mad about it! I NEED to hear Amber’s thoughts.

Hey is Charlie Puth coming on this thing yet? I need a snappy “fuck around and found out” like jingle. Anyone? Like a thing to sing every time I see someone fuck around and find out.

Ok, so thankfully I also support Saquon getting to the Super Bowl because holy crap.

Commanders out here just trying to tire out the Philly defense…I hope!

We all saw that, right…when Elon addressed the crowd…

I mean…we ALL saw it…right?!

I mean as a Browns fan, I have been rooting for the Lions. But if they don’t win, guess I’m rooting for Washington because holy shit they are playing amazing on both sides of the ball.

Listen, I am hoping for the Vikings to get their shit together because of course I love an underdog story. But if they don’t, I am willing to go to bed early.

Low key, the original Spider-Man 2 with Toby McGuire had a killer soundtrack that I still love to this day.

He stole my work phone. Guess we are swapping roles. Jokes on him, I have to teach tomorrow. Good luck bud!

I’m a lifelong Browns fan so I Have to root for the Lions.

I’m sold. Whoever this weekend’s NFL scriptwriter was needs to write the whole season! Tonight’s game was GOLD!

Why is the Packers v Eagles game somehow a process of attrition game? Like whoever has people left at the end wins? Fucks sake.

I’m just saying, if the NFL were scripted, I am a fan of the playoffs head writer. Because true games thus far have been awesome.

Finally someone played old school Madden and did the punt fake!! Hell yeah!

I freaking love playoff weekends!! The games today should be soooooo good and fun to watch!

I have a cat that loves Star Wars. Specifically the Mandolorian series.

Accurate!

I mean, as a Browns fan, at least one sad Harbaugh is good for me.

Chargers got a touchdown but Texas got points. Dude sometimes football is amazing.

Playoffs. Well at least I have no anxiety and can enjoy the games completely. Thanks for that Cleveland!

I have to remember my past as a nuclear missile operator for the military has damaged my thought process. Real thing I sent my sister-in-law about my nephew:

“Like my actual job was to turn millions of people into charcoal briquettes, damn right I’d kneecap some kid to protect my own.”

Best aunt

Yall it snowed about 11” here today and I have to tell you I am soooo excited. Even as an adult, I love snow. I love the idea of being snowed in (preferably with someone you love but single so it’s cool) and a fireplace. I even love shoveling snow.

Am I broken? Whatever, I’m happy.

Every damn night for the past 2 weeks, I have struggled to sleep before 3am.

New Years Eve and my eyelids don’t want to make it to midnight. What the frick?

Even the pups get Thanksgiving dinner in my house!

Please tell me you are having a good laugh at the church folks using Madonna’s “like a prayer” as a gospel song…

Homemade beef and barley soup today because the high was in the 30s. So we just had like only a week worth of fall then? Into winter we go!

At least this year he had a doggie bed in the kitchen to monitor the cooking…as opposed to his sleeping standing up he did last year.

Yall my turkey was indecent when cooking! I had to cover her up! Haha

Introvert Thanksgiving is far superior than any I have had before. Highly recommend and I haven’t even started the turkey yet.

Hank likes blueberries. We learned that today. That is all.