Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father)

Pregnant sonic

friend is pregnant and a high school teacher, is planning on dressing up as sonic the hedgehog for Halloween. asked her how many of her students are weird and/or autistic, but didn't know how to explain she might be walking into a tough situation.

whatever happens with bsky, at one point y'all really thought Elon and zuck were gonna fight and that alone should mean no one takes this community seriously

Did owen Wilson get cancelled or something I haven't seen that mfer in anything since cars

It was kind of more annoying then tbh, because people were being dumb about imaginary problems instead of being dumb about real world problems.

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

if anyone ever describes anything I do as evocative I'll know for sure I'm cooked

someone post a Tesla stock ticker right fucking now

this is blue sky except the man is leftist and sometimes queer so it's okay

imagine you're just some guy who works at Best buy trying to pay your bills when a mob breaks in and smashes all the Xboxes and then makes you call a smart TV a clanker

Every time I finish one of hideo kojimas games I have to retract every positive thing I've ever said about him

Renee rapp and others

I guess old people are grumpy because they're tired and want to go to sleep forever

I think he was spitting but idk, that double negative fucked me up, how to employ aversion to nothing that is not in my control

every single person on this web site (including me) takes it too seriously. unfortunately this also includes the mods

And all of it went down on a discord server in 2022 and you can find all the screenshots spread across 9 different threads and a zip file called evidence.exe, and I just wasted 45 minutes of my life and have no idea if the CEO of bsky is actually friends with pedophiles

Like I'll ask "which pedophiles" and someone will say "oh the well know pedophile @gronkly.popepussy" and I'll look that person up and it turns out the pedophile allegations are from some other guy named @starzhh.whalefuck who is also accused of being a pedophile

I honestly appreciate you going through this, but like at the end of the day you're just some person and about 80% of the time I go and fact check stuff I hear from some person, it's at least 60% bogus. Theres reputable source, so little in these long threads or games of telephone is verfieable.

yeah sorry that shit was silly I watched it go down in real time. I've started to think of bsky like conversations from a moving car--you can exchange a few shouted words about something mutually interesting but more often its just angry people with their own beef, and it's better to just drive away

this feels super real especially the Christian Zionists, but like wtf happened, did he drop them or did they drop him?

like I spent hours and hours trying to figure out who were the assholes between the people calling themselves tpots and the ones calling themselves jorbiters and that was such a waste of fucking time you know? I don't know any of u like that

Idk man most times someone explains something like that on this site, it turns out to be not that simple at all, like if it actually is that simple I'm sorry but I have a job and don't have time to go out and understand all this shit.

No but don't waste your time explaining it to me

I don't know what the controversy is but since it's effectively impossible that Jay is acting more unhinged or self important than the people in these comments, I'm going to take her side on this one. Keep up the good work Jay, whatever you're doing lol

these replies are an important reminder that bsky people are absolutely as brickdumb and emotionally unhinged as people on Twitter, just with better politics and a different kind of superiority complex

Weird guy licking a phone

33 year old married women when there is a show about a teenage girl in a toxic love triangle with two curly fuck white boys:

this wasn't a funny meme at all

man why you gotta use this misleading ass fragment of a sentence when the full quote is actually a better example of the bullshit you're trying to call out here

when I get to the pearly gates, st peter will play the first 3 seconds of audio from a 7 minute 32 second video titled "Girls Gone Wild - Lesbian House Party" uploaded to limewire in 2001 and when he sees the hunger and nostalgia flash in my eyes he will push the button that sends me down

it means the offense was created by full time professionals rather than player's parents and other part-time amateurs