Delin McCool

- Plug it in! Plug it in! - What, the rock tumbler or the TV? - The TV! The TV!

Mum went to turn the volume up on the film but switched from PS5 input to TV and FUCKING MRS BROWNS BOYS was on

Places where it's somehow always everyone's first day on Earth:
Train stations
Airports
Big Tesco

The second someone fucking touched me they'd be unconscious

I think people in bands all deserve medals because I'd smack too many people across the face for crossing my boundaries

I just had to put my book down because the "classical music" I put on sounds remarkably like We Are Charlie Kirk and it completely broke my immersion

The ban was justified by Yvette Cooper, who imposed it when she was Home Secretary, on the grounds that she knew some special secrets about PA the rest of us didn't: a shocking abuse of government privilege. She has never produced this "evidence", and we have reasons to believe it does not exist.

Nearly 3,000 peaceful people have been arrested under this outrageous ban.
It was brought in after lobbying by arms companies and Netanyahu's government.
It has been condemned by UN rapporteurs and many other experts.
All the while, our government has been collaborating in real state terrorism.

Palestine Action have WON their judicial review in the High Court!
A massive victory for free speech, freedom of association and the right to protest.
A massive defeat for the draconian attempts by Keir Starmer's government to curtail our fundamental rights.

I have to be in the right mood to listen to Deceptacon by Le Tigre but when the mood does take me I am absolutely sure of it being the greatest song ever made and I can't be convinced otherwise.

Vivi just bit my foot and I couldn't think of a good insult so I called her a "dickhead express"

It's literally so hit and miss. Every line is either a dagger through my heart or it makes me physically wince and there's no in-between

Here's as good as I got photo-wise. Unreal. Stunning as always.

Huge week for Delin

Yess exactly! When it's in person it can feel unsafe

The weirdest part about leaving Cleethorpes/Grimsby for more than a couple of days is that by comparison it's not windy at all even a few miles inland so when I come back here the wind knocks me for six

Adding that this is always an uncomfortable and unpleasant experience. I don't want to be thinking about the fact you want to fuck me when I'm buying oat milk.

The red Asda basket thing is baffling but I would like to point out that I have been chatted up or asked out by strangers in supermarkets fairly often. It already happens. Straight men will chat you up literally anywhere.

Jfc I'm on the train and I just bawled the entire way through The Only Way I Can Love You and then the next song on shuffle was the live version

This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the delicious cooked ham
that was in
the cooked meat fridge at the local coop
and which
Lynn was probably
saving
for her husband Tony
Forgive me
it was delicious
so local
and so ham

80s magazine clipping featuring a photo of Morrissey and a quote from him reading "The writers and designers of Spitting Image should be unmercifully sued for making the Royal Family seem generally more intelligent and attractive than they actually are"

Morrissey used to be such an effective Hater, he threw away his gift.

HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO HIVES

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I'm hungry because nowhere has any good vegetarian options of course I don't know what year it is 😭

I love being a vegetarian in 2025 and eating my fifteenth cheese toastie of the week because nowhere caters anymore lol

He's not doing a very good job of fighting the right wing given that there's nowt between Liebour, Cons and Reform.

(David bought me the Scott Walker one as well so I've paid I think fifteen quid for the lot?)

Got all of these either secondhand or 50% off over the last two days. Mightily impressed.

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRoux

GENERATION TERRORISTS MANICS

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"TK Maxx Presents: Alex James and Britpop Classical"