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jesus christ

thinking about those people kicked out the labour party for liking a post by the green party on Facebook or similar. nice democratic structures you got there you pal.

this actually already happens when you upgrade to a 4k setup.

you said "biology is immutable" so I flushed your insulin down the toilet. hope that's ok.

"At this time (Nov 2016), I am working on a biological theory of honor killings based on the effect of repeated first cousin marriages on degree of relatedness to close relatives." very normal man detected

awful AI shitslop image of a train in a sort of Scottish looking city that's blue and has a logo on the side formed of a lightning bolt in a thick circle

that same logo in its original blue and red colours, which happens to be the literal flag of the British Union of Fascists

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists.
www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...

why did you put the biscuits so far away? murderer!

i believe it too. that's why he drinks so much artificial sweetener via his massive diet coke habit. he knows exactly what he's doing.

president trump shits himself on purpose and then makes his cabinet members wipe his shitey arse. that's how he instils discipline. one shite = one loyalty.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

😣

normal, sensible, and most importantly, british cum.

it's full of his cum, that's why.

Billy Joel and some mechanic friends screaming into auto parts

🎵UpScrolled girl,
She's been living in her UpScrolled world,
I bet she never had a Bluesky guy,
I bet her momma never told her about UI🎵

introducing a new, fourth trauma response called "the goose"

i ate some from a fancy Parisian place once and they tasted incredible. everyone i've eaten since tastes like they added medicine to a sponge.

With this in mind I have set up a fundraiser in his name. If you can go and support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. I want everyone to have a smile on their face when they hear the name BattleWhisk. Rest well Peter, I will think about you every single day

give.pcrf.net/fundraiser/6...

Unfortunately got some very sad news to share with you all. Yesterday we lost Peter, aka BattleWhisk. Peter was an amazing friend for the roughly 6 years I was lucky enough to know him. Losing him is incredibly painful, I'm sure many of you were recipients of his endless kindness and good humour.

just seen and donated. these are hard times for anyone with a conscience to live through. goddamn it.

i'm so sorry. he sounds like an incredible person 💔

he's a mutual. i'm guessing from his last posts what's happened. fuck.

peak sheffield. i assume every third gentleman in corp is pretending sean bean is his uncle tho.

very good

it is the jacket of choice for the aggy white british petit bourgeois fash adjacent gentleman. it's supposed to denote working class football hooligan authenticity whilst costing £500.

derision written across their faces

heard yer da's been mis-sold a heat pump

in mitigation, i'm very confused. i video called the group chat cat photos whatsapp earlier.

👀👀👀💀👀👀👀 some of us were blocked by him decades ago darling.

they are tho