MERKJONES🇰🇵

The Japanese are the Spaniards of Asia.

I drink until I fail sobriety tests

Trump is gonna take the dick vein out of Snickers bars after the rumor that he blew Bill Clinton is out there.

Coffee squirted me right in my dick while pressing my French press. Great start to the day.

Ok so there's twice slices of bread, and then you put things between it and eat it. Does that help?

Lmfao I had my former coworker buy me two of these. And one for my homie on the west coast.

PRESIDENT MAMDANI

Yes comrade, general strike right fucking now.

YTMND

I feel bad for the staffer that has to unhook the car battery from Cuomo's nipple rings.

#Zohran #NYC

ZOHRAN STATE OF MIND!!!! PARTY TIME, FUCK YOU CAPITALIST NEOLIB PIGS... IT'S OUR TIME

Are you deadass? Dick Cheney is the reason why MILLIONS of Arabs lost their lives, and we're supposed to be cordial about the guy? I hope he's burning in fucking hell with Kissinger and Reagan. This is something you admire about a President lmfao, this neoliberal bullshit?

Sean Hannity just saw the NYC numbers and hit his vape pen so hard that it turned into a literal dog whistle which called Cerberus up from Hell dragging the corpses of Reagan, Cheney, and Kissinger.

This is why I never fucked with @thelincolnprojects.bsky.social with their ads against Trump. They're still neocon crackers that drum beat us into killing millions of Arabs in the middle east. They're grifters for liberal wine moms. Greg Wilson and the rest of em are neocon fascists.

Now watching FoxNews' election coverage. Send positive vibes and drugs. The ads are insane.. No wonder your grandmother thinks the Amazon driver is a secret jihadist trans socialist out to steal her garden gnomes, this shit is terrifying. I saw myself in the mirror and called the cops.

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC Today is only the beginning.

Today is only the beginning.

Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

damn mamdani killed dick cheney and he’s not even the mayor yet

REST IN PISS BOZO

I doubt it comrade, but it's worth a shot. I think we need to rebrand the word to be something more palatable for idiot Amerikkkans... I think it's fine but the propaganda in this country is ridiculous.

It's giving...

Fascism is a right wing ideology. It's antithetical to leftism on a political spectrum. We hate the state of Israel and the Zionist project, not Jewish people. Israel is a fascist apartheid state funded by capitalism. The fuck are you talking about bro?

I think this SNAP / ACA stuff going on might open people's eyes to why Communism is always better than Capitalism and more natural. The problem is messaging. We're so fucking programmed to hate the C word that we don't understand that we naturally practice its principals in groups.

My bar? I'm the mayor of my bar, so I'd absolutely be chanting.

I'd throw down on that bet. He did just say he wanted Usha to be more Christian and that "they communicate about things" when he's clearly frustrated that she's not a blonde haired blue eyed devil.

The Long Walk is like Squid Games for Americans because they have to walk. And if they don't, they die. And it takes place in a non walkable state. Truly apropos of American culture.

Do lesbians have classes of women like how gay dudes have bears, twinks, otters etc?

I love that every year we go through that Halloween cycle "DRUG DEALERS ARE GIVING DRUGS TO KIDS" my nigga I sold weed in my teens and I'd never give drugs out for free. What the fuck? Every year? And nothing happens? @abc7.bsky.social go report on how this is all bullshit and stop the copaganda.

Despite how racist Amerikkka is and was, I think FDR should have been a dictator for America. The 22nd amendment was capitalists trying to stop his semi socialist agenda. The US govt tried to overthrow him, that's how you know he was the based god. Capitalism has always been the enemy of humanity.