Elon Musk is a knot-c

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

Charlie Kirk’s murder in Utah raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani’s approach to law enforcement.

why are the replies so lame and NIMBY?? you guys can’t handle a widdle bitty bit of spway paint? 🥺

Wow didn't expect the replies to be full of "yeah graffiti sucks". Isn't Bluesky supposed to be cool, not the old neighbourhood cranks.

Graffiti rules actually.

i love when WordleBot in the t*mes tells me that i’m a dumb stupid idiot for not guessing the most random word that nobody has used since a third grade spelling test for my second guess. alright then clanker

I have never not wanted to read something as much as I don’t want to read the John McWhorter op Ed on Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad

sticker of donald trump pointing, caption reads “i did that!”

aforementioned sticker placed inside a toilet bowl

everyone say thank you @hank1313.bsky.social for gifting me this sticker, albeit despite some creative differences— he suggested it go on a carton of eggs, but i think my placement forces the interpreter to confront the vulgarity of the piece. love you dad!

Coca Cola, sometimes war

you’re absolutely right, AND i couldn’t help but read “this is what i want to see” in Kevin Jz Prodigy’s voice.

post got removed from r/proplifters. permission to lib out. please.

RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight WASHINGTON—Citing extensive research he had conducted on the matter, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday claiming that vaccines were no more effective than drinking horseshoe crab blood straight. “Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than […]

“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

i’m scrutinizing anora for being BORINGGGGG 🥱🥱🥱

some of these just feel spiteful. i mean, the glass castle? where the wild things are? i literally have no idea what to make of this

BYE

this cartoon rocks

is this bladee

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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What To Know About ‘Sinners’ Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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just pressed as hell 😭

you’re no fun, margot

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!

does anyone else have no idea what’s going on

LMAOOOO

The art of the deal!

how my future is looking if things keep going at this rate

four members and hardly a top lip to show for it #ccf

everyone else can retire the title of “D1 yapper”