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started watching the new king of the hill season. god i'm glad i never developed the "gives a shit about beer" gene.

Stan Lee died too soon. We needed to see him try and gas up the Kraven movie.

Decided to design a kingdom hearts style command drop down menu for my Fabula Ultima character. this was really fun to do

morgue is one of my best friends in the world so it's important that we throw live grenades at each other every now and then

i won't care, you've been wrong enough times already

I still think Tripod should've been nominated for best supporting actor btw

>"precursor to reptiles"
>describes a dinosaur

A grey scale 4-panel comic Panel 1: Naomi the tiger is sitting at her desk looking frustrated at the papers on it. Li the pangolin is standing behind her in a bathrobe and a mug of tea looking worried. Panel 2: Li leans over to kiss Naomi saying "g'night hun". Because she's holding a glass she hugs Naomi with her tail and Naomi does the same back. Panel 3: Naomi is waving to Li who is now out of frame. The camera pans to the right to show she is also reaching for a scrapbook from the shelf by her desk. Panel 4: A POV shot of Naomi looking at her scrapbook of wedding ideas. On the left page are cutouts of four different rings and the note "which would she like more??". On the right are cutouts of two different styles of wedding dress. There's also a small bubble with Naomis face smiling with big sparkly eyes looking at the book.

late night plans ^^
#pangolinyuri

The Simpsons. Krusty the Clown. “They drove a dump truck full of money to my house.”

Whenever an actor signed to a Harry Potter project issues a statement

yeah i know the future watch this. you're gonna make a post about being scared of tits and then draw a fat-boobed milf by the end of the month.

What are you fucking talking about. The new one is gonna be forgotten in two weeks.

suddenly a war of the worlds film that's only 1/3 bad doesn't seem so bad now does it

all of you need to apologize to steven spielberg and dakota fanning right now

PUNCH BATMAN

Matt, Benito, and I always joke about the Riddler being the one who writes Connections but there may be something to this theory after all.

so im the only one who remembers chains venom, the venom with chains. okay.

MARVEL CRIMINAL IN 2023: oh fuck it's chains venom!!
CHAINS VENOM: watch out for our chains!!

an what if i dont give a fantastic fuck

The "promotional" meal honoring Hank Hill being one with no gimmicks whatsoever is a perfect joke.

A panel from Rita's Rewind where Zack is saying "Phew. Good work everyone" while Minh is on the ground, outraged, yelling "WHAT WAS THAT?! You all just kept EXPLOSIVE BARRELS lying around?!" as Kat replies "Look, it was a different time."

Now that the issue is out, please enjoy my favorite joke from the issue

a wall print that says "this be the place" with a huge gap between "this" and "be", presumably where the word "must" once sat

pirate david byrne be like

The main cover to Rita's Rewind by Tango

The variant by Jack Lawrence

The variant by Steve Gregson

The variant featuring game box art

TODAY'S THE DAY!!

GO GO to your local comic shop and pick up POWER RANGERS: RITA'S REWIND!!

The cover to Secret Wars #4

I feel like this cover gets left out of a lot of the MOST ICONIC COVERS discussions, hell even compared to other issues of Secret Wars like the Black Suit cover which is a shame because it is BURNED INTO MY BRAIN FOREVER

an what if i dont give a fantastic fuck

I like Eidolon Island :)