skarchomp (TAKING COMMISSIONS 1/2 SLOTS OPEN)

RIP to a real one ;_;

episode 090

real yuriheads can find the homoerotic tension in a gust of wind #keepondeludingyourself

you'd have to put some real effort in to get me to describe shattered glass as "good" per se but it's one of the few sources of decent flamestream content so i have to give it that

I actually think we should make fun of you if your favorite movie is Surfs Up

🦏 RHINO 🕷️

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home

*Such* a great episode, and a perfect example of the ads for Lisa and Marge episodes going out of their way to not mention Lisa or Marge:

i would kill the dinosauroid with a baseball bat

this fucking bell better not be tolling for who i think it is

i dont need vr training to learn how to teach my espeon mud-slap

can't take the nintendo direct interaction bait cuz all my expectations are incredibly realistic. for example, they're probably going to announce the latest and greatest game in a franchise that YOU 🫵 yes YOU SPECIFICALLY 🫵 fucking hate!!

fucking ice puncha you

the most overrated pokemon is the one YOU think is good!!

YouTube video by Isaac Berry Lighting Their Darkest Hour- 28. Unusual Allies

What kills me is that in DiCola's full score, a part that got heavily cut/quieted down was him incorporating "Dare To Be Stupid" INTO THE SCORE as Hot Rod befriends the Junkions. It fucking ROCKS.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9fu...

briefcases: typically used by people in suits
suitcases: ???

getting mad about marvel rivals, a game i havent touched in months, because what do you mean namor and deadpool got pirate outfits before canonical blackbeard ben grimm

I love the Kirby idea that Doom has a tiny scar that he considers ruinous due to his vanity and impossible standards.

This event is insane

DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow

Excadrill, a mole Pokemon, eating/napping with human miners

Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.

Happy Valentims! Should be full sized for current-and-future Valentine's use! (Four cards for free! Just don't use them for commercial/monetary gain)

nintendo is running out of characters people care about to put in smash bros. it's time to break out the big guns.

tapping the sign til my fingers bleed

YouTube video by Aether Studios Slade: The Swagger of the Sea | Official Character Trailer - Rivals of Aether II

okay i know rivals 2 didnt come out in 2026 but they just remade shovel knight from the first game into a sexy fish man, so can we still give them the goty award this year?

FUCK YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY

youtube keeps recommending me ai slop and harmontown clips and i dont know which is more insulting

So-called "prison abolitionists" when the titan Atlas is no longer forced to hold the Earth in place:
"AHHHH! AHHH, FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE FALLING, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Could there be a worse time in history to release this