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@birnamwould.bsky.social

TTRPG Nerd, Dad, Generally Lost

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Post image 04.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 3: Nextwave. This is an interesting one. Basically, I’m just picking lesser-used characters that I think could handle satirical rebranding.

Captain ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Quasar (Wendell Vaughn)
Doc Samson
β€œLady Punisher” (Lynn Michaels)
Namorita

I’m also sure they would all hate each other, which helps.

03.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I have my next book purchases planned. I’ll do my part to make up for potential lost sales.

03.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Day 2: Avengers.

Leader: Captain America (Steve Rogers).
She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters).
Black Widow (Natasha Romanov).
Ironheart.
Hercules.
Jack of Hearts.

02.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Long Way Home” stick out in my mind as an awesome example of this. Fantastic sci-fi in a single issue.

02.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Lord of Muuuurder shall Peeeerish, and in his wake he shall spawn a score of mortal proooopgenyyyyyy… Chaos will be sown in their paaaaasaaaage…

02.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never do stuff like this but why not?

Day 1: X-Men lineup.

Storm: leader
Kitty Pryde.
Colossus.
Forge.
Iceman.
Monet St Croix.

#NuffSaidNovemberChallenge

01.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a river?

30.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had an Italian Gen X coworker in London, vehemently punk and counter culture, who refused to believe that Bowie was bi when I told her. It was one of many weird conversations.

26.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s the staff’s fault, you get a free refill *and* a wash/dry cycle!

25.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just realised an irony: I once worked for a coffee shop; the building had previously been a laundrette. But combining the two had never occurred to me.

25.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes SO much sense!!!

25.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Birthday Gift! (@zachweinersmith.bsky.social mug design)

25.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, then that thing happened in the 80’s where a Superpower caused there to be only one timezone, somehow. He was called Timezoneo.”

24.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThen I appeared to him as all of his situationships. He cried even more.”

19.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy is sitting in front of a group of people . ALT: a young boy is sitting in front of a group of people .
19.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI know what it is. It’s the β€œPlace” where the baby β€œenta’s” the mother. And the Tylenol, too. Studies have shown that.”

12.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hereditary method of eating toast (at least 3 generations old) is standing over the kitchen sink, looking out the window. No need for a plate, no need to sit down, maximum efficiency.

01.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMade out of paper mache and kitchen refuse”

So a regular Ork Gargant.

01.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with an image from a game that released the year you were born.

28.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, are you allistic or tylenollistic?

25.09.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst part: I tried to find a middle ground (to end the argument) that β€œMAYBE you could call it β€˜the Midgard Serpent’ (ie. The Serpent that circled Midgard)” and she immediately acted like this was me admitting I was wrong and she was right, laughing and crowing to the rest of the class.

25.09.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My version of this was arguing with my secondary school history teacher during our viking unit that the World Serpent was named Jormungandr, not β€œMidgard”, as the class workbook incorrectly stated. I’d been reading mythology books my entire childhood.

25.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I watched as much of that β€œannouncement” as I could stomach. Pretty much all of the stupidity I expected.

22.09.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This summer, my daughter and I did this with all your Ever After High and Squirrel Girl books. All but two from the library. A great experience for us both.

11.09.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A metal ring with the words GNU Piotr and a knight with long hair and two chinchillas

A metal ring with the words GNU Piotr and a knight with long hair and two chinchillas

This weekend was the first festival without our dear friend Piotr, who passed away in July.

We did a tribute to him in the show, then hung this sculpture, co-forged by group members, now forever part of the festival.

GNU is a Terry Pratchett reference, meaning his name will live on.

GNU Piotr ❀️

07.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SAME!!

30.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYour being conscious is conditional.” *PUNCH* β€œBye, conditional.”

11.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m Benjamin Jenjamin Gremjamin. It’s Thinging Time.”

29.07.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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