@birnamwould.bsky.social
TTRPG Nerd, Dad, Generally Lost
Day 3: Nextwave. This is an interesting one. Basically, Iβm just picking lesser-used characters that I think could handle satirical rebranding.
Captain β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
Quasar (Wendell Vaughn)
Doc Samson
βLady Punisherβ (Lynn Michaels)
Namorita
Iβm also sure they would all hate each other, which helps.
Well, I have my next book purchases planned. Iβll do my part to make up for potential lost sales.
03.11.2025 15:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Day 2: Avengers.
Leader: Captain America (Steve Rogers).
She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters).
Black Widow (Natasha Romanov).
Ironheart.
Hercules.
Jack of Hearts.
βThe Long Way Homeβ stick out in my mind as an awesome example of this. Fantastic sci-fi in a single issue.
02.11.2025 02:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Lord of Muuuurder shall Peeeerish, and in his wake he shall spawn a score of mortal proooopgenyyyyyyβ¦ Chaos will be sown in their paaaaasaaaageβ¦
02.11.2025 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never do stuff like this but why not?
Day 1: X-Men lineup.
Storm: leader
Kitty Pryde.
Colossus.
Forge.
Iceman.
Monet St Croix.
#NuffSaidNovemberChallenge
Youβre a river?
30.10.2025 03:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had an Italian Gen X coworker in London, vehemently punk and counter culture, who refused to believe that Bowie was bi when I told her. It was one of many weird conversations.
26.10.2025 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If itβs the staffβs fault, you get a free refill *and* a wash/dry cycle!
25.10.2025 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just realised an irony: I once worked for a coffee shop; the building had previously been a laundrette. But combining the two had never occurred to me.
25.10.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That makes SO much sense!!!
25.10.2025 18:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Birthday Gift! (@zachweinersmith.bsky.social mug design)
25.10.2025 18:30 β π 96 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0βOh, then that thing happened in the 80βs where a Superpower caused there to be only one timezone, somehow. He was called Timezoneo.β
24.10.2025 03:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThen I appeared to him as all of his situationships. He cried even more.β
19.10.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI know what it is. Itβs the βPlaceβ where the baby βentaβsβ the mother. And the Tylenol, too. Studies have shown that.β
12.10.2025 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My hereditary method of eating toast (at least 3 generations old) is standing over the kitchen sink, looking out the window. No need for a plate, no need to sit down, maximum efficiency.
01.10.2025 15:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βMade out of paper mache and kitchen refuseβ
So a regular Ork Gargant.
If you see this, quote with an image from a game that released the year you were born.
28.09.2025 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, are you allistic or tylenollistic?
25.09.2025 21:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worst part: I tried to find a middle ground (to end the argument) that βMAYBE you could call it βthe Midgard Serpentβ (ie. The Serpent that circled Midgard)β and she immediately acted like this was me admitting I was wrong and she was right, laughing and crowing to the rest of the class.
25.09.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My version of this was arguing with my secondary school history teacher during our viking unit that the World Serpent was named Jormungandr, not βMidgardβ, as the class workbook incorrectly stated. Iβd been reading mythology books my entire childhood.
25.09.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, I watched as much of that βannouncementβ as I could stomach. Pretty much all of the stupidity I expected.
22.09.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This summer, my daughter and I did this with all your Ever After High and Squirrel Girl books. All but two from the library. A great experience for us both.
11.09.2025 14:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A metal ring with the words GNU Piotr and a knight with long hair and two chinchillas
This weekend was the first festival without our dear friend Piotr, who passed away in July.
We did a tribute to him in the show, then hung this sculpture, co-forged by group members, now forever part of the festival.
GNU is a Terry Pratchett reference, meaning his name will live on.
GNU Piotr β€οΈ
SAME!!
30.08.2025 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYour being conscious is conditional.β *PUNCH* βBye, conditional.β
11.08.2025 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βIβm Benjamin Jenjamin Gremjamin. Itβs Thinging Time.β
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