Dougie G

Ok so my office laptop got a bios update and nothing connected to my docking station or usb c ports worked. As with all IT solutions it involved switching my laptop off and then holding the power button down for a long time. Basically switch it off and back on again 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Apparently my oldest daughter "hasn't washed the fresh fake tan from her face yet!". She currently has a 5 o'clock shadow 😂😂😂

Well I'm sure in order to save Charlie if there's an issue Eddie will have some dirt found on him to deflect all the attention.

Was sent this yesterday

Aye nothing like not understanding what the term preheated oven means 😂😂

They got bored but left the simulation running by mistake. When they realise they are going to uninstall and try something more interesting instead 😂

I've had a follow up message with a picture of a battery asking if that's the right one. I said well does it say the same number as the one in your key? I don't know I haven't opened the key yet was the reply. She apparently thought I would just know what one was the correct one 🤦‍♂️

I awoke this morning to a message from my oldest daughter asking what does she do if the remote key fob doesn't work for her car. She said you're probably sleeping. At midnight you're right I was sleeping. University education and I have to explain that batteries don't last forever 😂😂

Dear Jim please can you fix it for my brother to spend lots of time with Jeffrey Epstein on his island

I hope they never try to organise a piss up in a brewery 😂

Eh no lol. I'm going to have to Google then though 😂

Discos are fab and if you get a heavily flavoured pack of salt and vinegar you get to find out what 3rd degree burns to your lips probably feels like. 😂😂

He does look like he could get violent 😂😂

What's bone china? I'm working class it's mugs in my house 😂😂

Ya dancer

Yes he lives in an upmarket area and obviously some dreadful poverty stricken soul wandered into that area and it's just not good enough that he had to see that. Will no one think of his children who would be scarred for life at seeing a poor person

But soon they will deal with the Republic senate and be able to rule using fear.

Maybe she isn't telling you as her private life away from work isn't your business. I bet people she is comfortable with know a lot more than you

This is just dreadful. His squirming answers to try and say I am just a white racist prick without actually using the words I am a white racist prick.

It's amazing how governments have selective thoughts on what's possible when it comes to the law and changing existing ones 😂😂

Watching the snowboard cross during lunch and I can't really work out why other than so dirty old men can get excited why we need to know that age of the competitors.

For the incel so bad that they can't persuade a sex worker to have sex with them. 🤮

Working from home today and I'm looking after my mum's wee dog. He is snoring away and it's more than quite annoying. I mean it's really loud. I think I will apologise to my GF later as I realise this is what she has to put up with every time we are together 😂😂

Imagine being so lacking in self awareness that a rich white British man thinks it's wrong to colonise other countries and steal resources from them. Its almost as if he doesn't know even a hint of British history.

What he really meant to say is colonising other countries and draining them of resources is a job for rich white British people.

Yeah it's funny that actually engaging with doctors tends to get better outcomes and leads to less resentment

Yes Anas has his principles and if you don't like them he has plenty of others 😂😂

There just isnt enough blood pressure medication for 40p Lee is there

What's this teapot thing you speak of? The teabag goes on the mug then water and you use a spoon to batter all life out of the teabag and scoop it out. Then add milk and before anyone says that is the correct order