IndyWitch

My mom and all of her boomer yt christian friends who have never left small-town Indiana are foaming at the mouth about Mamdani. Posting shit about how he is going to allow terrorist attacks, etc. The racism is so thick in those little circles, vile humans.

Is he just screaming, "I like beer" over and over while he almost cries?

My daughter once met Ice-T and told me about it by saying she met the cool cop from Law & Order at the studio.

He is doing this after it was voted down in the regular session. Indiana folks are really tired of this guy, and he is less than a year into his term.

I took an Ethics in Technology class for my degree, and I can confirm there are so many things in my house I do not want connected to the internet or internet of things.

Personally, I flip off every single driver of a Cybertruck as a drive by it. I would get a sign that says "Nazi punks fuck off", but I doubt they could read that fast.

We had to do this in Chicago several years ago. Had to schedule within 4 days of the trip. Finish the appointment and the guy says, "you will get it in 10-14 days". Sheer panic, but he was nice enough to put us in the rush group, went back at 5 pm to wait in the masses for pickup.

Nothing but respect for my president.

I cannot imagine being so fragile that you need programming catered to you at all times. Meanwhile, I am going to show up with the 6 words of Spanish I learned from Dora the Explorer and enjoy the hell out of it.

Or his demon controlling his flesh suit blew a fuse.

He said the president had unchecked ultimate power, and my best guess is someone in his ear told him to shut the fuck up and stop saying that out loud.

Not many do. My dad has been dead for 20 years, and my mom still votes R because it is how he would have voted. She has a daughter, granddaughters, and great-granddaughters, and she says she is pro-choice but votes R every single election. I have never been able to change her mind.

I can't! It is raining for the first time in 2 months!

At my last job I flew about once a month for work. My favorite thing is they would act like me getting loyalty points for work flights made up for them paying me $50k/year. Like I could ever actually use those points for personal vacation.

A smarter person than I once said that in America, white straight men have no natural predators, so they have to invent them.

I’ve been traveling for work all day, did the rapture happen?

File this under "Women are too emotional to have leadership positions".

I saw so much hate growing up in the church. I see so much hate and fear in my elderly white evangelical mother, who has spent her whole life there. She routinely tells me and my adult children that we are what is wrong with the world. I have been away from the church for 31 years, never looked back

So I now need to know what you thought it was for all of those years.

I knew my mom was gone, but she is losing it because I called that man who was shot "divisive and hateful". All liberals hate Christians is her new thing to yell in my general direction. Looks like it is 100% no contact and leaving her to her echo chamber that has rotted her brain since the 90s.

This bus is never late, right after being caught saying something overtly racist.

I interpreted it more like no head, no arms, no way to fight back, or they are all objects to be used with no defining features beyond what he fetishizes.

I'm tired of this grandpa.

He looks and sounds like shit, more than normal.

An independent restaurant I worked at actually closed for Sundays because of these people. We decided to do so one hour before Sunday lunch service. Put a note on the door, went to the bar, drank beer, watched football, and listened to them shriek at the door to be let in. It was glorious.

Car steering column was taken apart from a failed theft attempt. Wires are hanging out, and the ignition is broken.

Went out to my car this morning to find that overnight, someone had tried to steal it. For reference, this car is 14 years old and not in the best shape. Let me tell you, trying to get a police report is more frustrating than finding out what someone tried to steal my car.

August has been a really shitty month. I need this or a Powerball win to make things better.