Trapper John, JD

Oh yes, the little known Signature Policy clause of the Constitution

How many Watergates are we up to now? I’ve lost track.

watering our crops with Brawndo

You get 4 days?? Lucky!

College and Repo Man memories unlocked

For a “long time”?

I for one welcome our spider overlords

Shotgun envelopes or “Holey Joes”

a man is taking a picture of a man in a striped shirt with a camera . ALT: a man is taking a picture of a man in a striped shirt with a camera .

I heard it was going to be Oh Sherrie law where everyone has to mis-sing the opening lyric as “cinnamon gum”

Glad we are laser focused on the really important things- denigrating and memory-holing the service and sacrifice of our fellow Americans abroad while restoring the monuments of traitors on our own soil.

I’m so glad the Greatest Generation isn’t around to see this shit.

Tuberville fears tying his shoes in the morning

These people are my best friends that I haven’t met yet. Keep up the good work!

That ‘wich does not kill us makes us stronger

So does Georgia’s Public Service Commission

That’s one magic hoagie

And the men are too emotionally unstable to govern

Looks like a Bath Fitter job

I’m telling my grandkids this is Greg Bovino

He looks like Barney Fife

The escape velocity is pretty low

What if each country takes turns blowing on the sun? That should keep it going.

I’m not sure tuberville can tie his own shoes

Sorry, we have maxed capacity for constitutional crises. You’ll have to check back later.

I’m interested

There isn’t a war that Lindsey won’t be a cheerleader for.

Repeat after me: COMPLETE DEMOLITION IS NOT A “RENOVATION”

Because the barely sentient, loutish uncle you can’t bear at family gatherings ALWAYS votes.

Thank you for sharing that lovely little ray of light.

Did I miss something? Did we do away with the Anti-Deficiency Act? Did I miss the memo?