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what the hell is moonbeam ice cream

i’m confused why do people keep talking about will stencil as if he’s good

i don’t want to toot my own horn but i just got fired from my marching band

watching robin hood and cheering for the sheriff. that fucking communist fox archer ruined everything

this mccoy looks fake as hell

they responded with chatbot sloppola, surprising no one

honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

The difference between the president and I is that I was raised to be a decent human being, and my faith teaches me to have compassion.

He lacks both of those things.

😇

i hate my kids school. they had them make fuckin ai self portraits in class. now im emailing the teachers and im going to sound like an insane crank

Ms. Omar, visibly shaken after the assault, insisted to her staff and security that she would continue. She asked for a napkin and told them: "Just give me 10 minutes. I beg you. Please don't let them have the show." Ms. Omar then turned the crowd. "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand," she said. "We are Minnesota strong, and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us." Someone in the crowd later thanked Ms. Omar for staying and continuing after the assault, which had shaken not only her but the entire room. "I learned at a young age you don't give in to threats," Ms. Omar said.

Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

wil here’s a painting of you as the little mouth of a patrick stewart xenomorph. please enjoy

let’s play chess

lol

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why aren’t you happy. why aren’t you grateful

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

lol

what’s the biggest woodchipper they make

i will hunt and k_ll coalie

for @_yourdm on twitter i just had a excel sheet of dnd flavor words and a bunch of template sentences. i also had a regex thing i barely understood that i used to “translate” words into like, goblin or dragon language

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

Burn it down. Burn it all down. No votes for ICE funding, or anything this administration wants, ever.

I want all these fuckers in jail forever. I want them in jail 'til the jail rots on top of them, then move them to a new jail and let that jail rot.

probably. under like a mile of ice lol

When a Canadian trashes the USA: cool, get their asses
When a Brit trashes the USA: where do you get off, you limey

The least of my worries is some dork overseas hating me man my neighbors are kidnapping & killing my other neighbors

you fuckin rubes

who could possibly have foreseen

fuck gavin newsom. all my homies hate gavin newsom.

i suppose so. i just hadn’t heard any of this lol