Rebecca Orchant

The album cover art of this moronic, ghoulish, tacky administration.

please don't put in the paper that i am a little bitch

Area Loser Cannot Stop Revealing How Much Of A Fucking Loser He Is

STOP! This is incredible.

a woman is standing in front of a burning car with the word closed written on it Alt: Angela Bassett walks away from the car on fire. Text reads CLOSED.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.”

Hoping you do Dershowitz next.

On THE DAY Dick Cheney died. We really needed this.

Alan Dershowitz has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Yep, already crying. 😅

Believing today that hell is real — as a little treat.

I know that we get evidence of this person’s demented cortex everyday, and I know that every single one of them before him have been their own unique war criminals, but you are THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHANGE THE PASSCODE ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRO

Transgender for everybody.

Come and take em (sandwiches).

It would be a shame if grocery retailers recognized that they are private sector businesses who don’t need to follow USDA rules until SNAP benefits are actually restored.

The police only protect poperty. They don't care about people. Matter of fact, they argued and won in court that they don't have to protect people.

All I want is to live in a country where this story isn’t the 80th most alarming news story of the day

He’s not going to fuck you, Ross!

Just spring-loaded like they’ve been waiting for so long.

For 80 years, we have agreed that it is important to punch Nazis. Set your arms free, babe!

Oh cool — did that haircut come with the costume?

Decades of removing the guardrails for some maniac to come in and do exactly all this illegal bullshit with seemingly no repercussions whatsoever. I don’t think we can “become the joker” our way out of this.

This was so fun and so sweet! Love to see sandwiches get their due credit for actually being really hard work. Nick’s Famous in Beverly forever. 💘

Sounds crazy, but I think if you have to explain that you’re “not the gestapo,” you might have already biffed it, in terms of being on the correct side.

Oh, that’s what “fresh mouth” means. 🫩

A fresh mouth.

You could not waterboard me into this subscription.

Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.

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