Rich Uncle Pennybags

We're not fighting each other, we're all fighting you fucking losers; the ones with actual power you refuse to leverage against this obscene president.

I don't have to imagine. That's me you're describing. Please laugh gently.

This is spectacular. I love you for this.

Watched it on a whim recently and was surprised by how much I enjoyed it.

Yeah. She’s 100% running for president in 28.

Retire

And yet…first ballot hall of fame poaster.

Let them eat disposable plastic doodads.

how did Cuomo lose with pedophile Voltron (Trump, Musk, Clinton, Dershowitz, WOODY ALLEN) forming to endorse him

This is so true. I am a lot older than some of my colleagues and I need to remind myself of this constantly.

I feel like there used to be an insta account or blog that was just pictures of dogs that ate bees.

As a Southampton supporter, I am acutely aware of this.

Superman supporting his tram, Arsenal

Clark Kent supports my tram

So is Piers Morgan. Life is all about balance.

Bring the flavor to the rice

Totally. It’s funny, bc it’s been so bad. This subscription bump has nothing to do with the quality of the NYT journalism. It’s like a media version of “when you’re being chased by a bear, you don’t need to be fast, you just need to be faster than the slowest person.”

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

He's a good oaf.

Bad take, bro.

I think they both suck; they're terrible human beings who did more harm advocating for the war in Iraq than could ever be fixed by their opposition to Trump. But of the two, Kristol seems more genuinely contrite about his past positions than Frum, who still sucks in toto.

A photo of dead, murderous dictator Augusto Pinochet, who looks pretty white, chuckling as his wife, now also dead, whispers in his ear.

"Honey, you'll never believe this. They said you're a 'diversity hire' because you're Chilean"

JD Vance when the fascists he enables come for his family

In a world of David Frums be a Bill Kristol.

I am a patient boy . . . but can't wait for this.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I watch that clip at least once a year. Honestly one of the funniest guest-guest interactions ever on late night tv.

Lady, I'm a middle-aged, cis white man and let me tell you, the most annoying, toxic trans person I've ever met, whether virtually or in real life, can't hold a candle to you Blue MAGA freaks.

Not defending Platner, but this comparison just seems inapt.

I'd rather live next to a loud, hairy Greek who stood shirtless in his garden shouting about Ouzo and lemon potatoes than live next door to JD Vance.

Trump reads this post, has a massive coronary, and BOOM. President Vance.

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