Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl Dinner

Bandaid on the thigh is a good one

It’s going to take a Manhattan Project, but if we use our resources, we can invent a third type of alcoholic Supernova by 2035.

Is lesbian sex good

I fear my power

What level of bottom surgery recovery is dancing to Hot to Go down the recovery ward hallways

Turns out the bar for basic human decency is quite low! Good for my self esteem, bad for everything else

I don’t miss booze anymore. It sucked.

Now cocaine on the other hand….

Honestly, it’s gonna probably give you a glow up too.

Go get something to eat that’s decadent and sweet instead. You’re gonna be craving sugars

I mean I get it

Girl it’s like noon

My sobriety is incredibly precious, and if being a judgmental bitch about it protects it, I will bitch until the cows come home

Only the finest

Got bottom surgery

Cheerleaders

Can

Do

Anything

Tragic my best comedy bits are talking to nurses at the hospital

Good girl.
What matters is what works for you. But this shit is hell.

Yeah the main downside is they’re longer in my experience

NA meetings tend to be less weirdos about it than AA

Like has anyone ever actually read WPATH

Never know if you don’t ask!

I’m gonna ask if they can put them back but remove the dick

530 check in time but that’s when the ball gets rolling

I literally cannot list a single thing about men that appeals to me aesthetically but my frontal lobe vanishes when one clicks

I have literally no idea why I’m attracted to men, but when I am i get all stupid and ask if he plays guitar

But they were for all of them deceived, for a fifth Mambo was enumerated

I’m beyond psyched

Lesbians duty

Yeah….