mr splendour

I am really shocked the Cool Girls for Capitalism couldn’t save Cuomo’s campaign

I’m on the computer

Life of an Assman (Assman’s version)

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

Airlines are absolutely gonna take this opportunity to jack up prices and never drop them back down

Fuck me that’s a perfect poached egg

Enjoy your Friday, brother.

Really love that the sandwich guy was on video whipping a sandwich at a CBP officer and right away was like "damn right I did that shit, I hit that pig with a sandwich" and the Justice Department tried to bigfoot the case and couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor because fuck you

Hunger of the Assman

obama

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

Patience, young assman…behaviour change takes time

Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day

#MyAss is too big to fail

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

New pronouns ain’t gonna cut it a man’s gotta eat

With woke being back and all hopefully there are more places you can get a dang tofu burrito

My favorite comment on the FT story

Trump pouts behind the Resolute desk, staring off into space while everybody else in the Oval Office attends to a medical emergency two yards away

visual metaphors for America coming hot and heavy lately

Does Waffle House still exist

Nice resplendence bro

Put your best ass forward

LinkedIn was already one of the most brain rot websites on the Internet but in the ai era it’s gotten ten times worse

Job cuts in October hit highest level for the month in 22 years, Challenger says Job cuts for October totaled 153,074, a 183% surge from September.

CNBC - US job cuts last month surged 183% from September and went up 175% from than the same month a year ago. This is now the worst year for layoffs since 2009. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/job-c...

People are acting weird today

Assmen be oscillating

Stocks are up so it’s fine actually

This seems fine

Trust in the vision of Splendour, young assman.

Enjoy your Thursday, brother.