Why didn’t I buy this jewelry box!!

Why’d they have to ruin my peanut soba noodles w so much salt! Sweet ~and~ salty! Not just salty!! And it’s supposed to be spicy.

Idk what shld I expect from a place called bj’s brewhouse 🙄😂

Just like- casually meeting the guy who did prosthetics for the spider man movies, among other things.

ITS LIKE LOOKING INTO A DOLL HOUSE ROOM

How the fuck did she get it to be this 3-D??????

You may as well get two months out of your store’s window painting.

LOOK HOW PRETTY POPS! LOOKS ON OUR NEW BLANKET

NO!!

Does Lisa do ANYthing wrong??

I cringed.

A gayboy in a paper straw Halloween costume - with a skirt that is made to look like a clear plastic cup.

A gayboy in a paper straw Halloween costume - with a skirt that is made to look like a clear plastic cup.

in 2018 I was a paper straw and my costume disintegrated throughout the night just like a real paper straw.
it remains my greatest work to date.

Just want a haircut that makes me look like I know how to read.

Goodreads there is nothing you need POSSIBLY notify me of.

Luv 2 turn off all notifications

This C is complaining a cooking skills she didn’t inherit- saying what her mom had done and I’m like STEAMED??! Damn girl! You’re lucky you didn’t get BOILED!!

I wish this character WOULD die im sick of them chasing all over to fix him.

Lily pads and flowers floating on the surface of a pond

Sorry my place is such a mess

Emojis and their skeletons:

➡️ -->
😃 (-_-)
🐌 @
🐔 <0
💚 <3
💪 La

Photo of my friend, the crow, sitting on my roof waiting for her bribe/breakfast

None of these apps are any good. I'm training a crow friend to scream out my thoughts as she flies through the city

THE DREAM.

(This is NOT a dig - I just mean I get so tired of everything having to have Such Deep Deliberation, you know? We like some things, We don’t like others- okay! We can move on!) that being said, I really like how you do it 

There are some good color combos and I like the shoes! For the rest, I’m saving my intellectual out point for something more important. Like watching cats and dogs be naughty!!

I saw the video of ice in Chicago tryna take that guy but the crowd eventually drove them off- it’s bone deep horror. We know this. I usually don’t want bc of this. The video just left me feeling like- what can I DO. I don’t want to be a bystander but idk how to HELP.

I looooved that movie when it came out- when he hits the horizon!! Omg

there’s a lot of annoying people out there but the “your animals don’t actually love you” people are definitely in the upper rungs

It Happened To Me: My Cat Screamed In My Face To Watch Him Eat His Food.

Maybe! Are you a creep?

Do you think The Truman Show holds up?