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If someone handed you $1 every second of every day, it would take more than 31,000 years to pay you $1 trillion. Nobody is worth that amount of money (even if they do have the nation’s secrets on a flash drive somewhere).

It looks like the signs for the different rooms at a convention center so you know which one your even its in.

There is no punchline. I just think we should all remember what used to be considered a scandal.

Remember when then-VP Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face?

Probably voted for Adams

These folks won’t even offer Cuomo a job after he loses.

I bet I know what he thinks the N stands for.

At least President Camacho wanted to help his people.

“We’re leaving!” is the most realistic reaction in a horror movie

I didn’t know, that’s for sure.

PDF didn't use the correct page labels? That is, by far, the one that trips people up.

I hear nothing wrong.

The appellate lawyer in me is dying at having 48 hours and a 14,000 word limit.

Does having multiple large holes in the wall pose some sort of security threat? Because it sure seems like it would.

Give them time… they may still finish the job.

“The $11 billion in funding, managed by the Army Corps of Engineers, is slated for programs…”

In fairness, Argentina really needed that money plus another $29 billion.

The chance that they end up being disappeared directly to a prison in El Salvador is not zero.

He is specifically interested in doing everything possible to make life worse in NYC because his boss is mad people here did not vote for him.

Can someone explain in 10 words or less why we are beefing with Venezuela? Did they actually do something wrong or did they just not pay the protection money?

She lives in the Niagara Falls area… you wouldn’t know her.

Curious to know what they think the “broad range” of things the Second Circuit allows to get raised when there is a waiver is.

I feel confident that Lindsey Halligan properly instructed the grand jurors on the crime of bank fraud after her almost 7 days of experience as a federal prosecutor.

I really hope James and Comey both move to have the grand jury transcripts released.

My unpopular opinion is that anyone who wants to complain about e-bikes being an issue (and they are a big issue) needs to first disclose whether they order food from places more than 10 blocks away their apartment.

Albania will either get tariffed or bombed if T sees this.

In the past 6 weeks I have mailed 5 envelopes by certified mail to 4 different addresses and from 2 different post offices. 3 of those have simply vanished while “moving through the network” according to the tracking numbers. No way will I be voting by mail anymore.

““We will be imposing a 50% Tariff on all Kitchen Cabinets, Bathroom Vanities, and associated products, starting October 1st, 2025. Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post Thursday evening.”

Wtf?

You’d think this administration wouldn’t want to make prosecuting people for lying to congress the new normal, but ok…