@coryschmidt.bsky.social
Hello Friends! Proud Father Proud Husband Proud Wisconsinite (he/him)
this is only "interesting" in that it demonstrates that kicking a car driving close to you is absolutely a choice one can make instead of shooting the driver in the head
29.01.2026 12:27 — 👍 73 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1Me doing just the worst Christopher Walken impression you can imagine:
“The Trump Administration has a fever, and the only prescription….”
And for maybe the first time ever, I ask that you to retweet something I wrote. Maybe it can get momentum, & help get justice & mercy for hundreds if not thousands of children who should be home with their parents.
27.01.2026 03:30 — 👍 26 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0Penn Comonwealther*
26.01.2026 03:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This guy is such a dipshit. Came to our door in 2020, I opened the door with a mask on. He said something along the lines of “I’m your representative Glen…”. Then just wandered off my stoop. Presumably, he saw my mask and figured he had no chance of getting my vote.
23.01.2026 03:20 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Haha. Like Chase Utley to the Dodgers.
22.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bernie Mac at bat in Mr. 3000 wearing a brewers uniform.
You need to Mr. 3000 that shit and get her to 200k.
22.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Water pump developed a significant leak in a 90 degree day. I had to drive it 5 miles to my mechanic with the heat cranked to the max to get as much heat off the engine as possible. I miss Dory she was a trooper.
22.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dinelson Lamet
22.01.2026 04:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This Competitive window has been open since 2017 because this is the type of move they make.
22.01.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly, they haven’t had any revenue certainty from their TV deal since what? 2022?
22.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wisconsinite checking in, may I join you? That spread looks tasty.
21.01.2026 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And JJ Watt
20.01.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Geldkaput.
19.01.2026 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sheels Product Listing: Korkers Utlra Ice Cleats $24.99
I wear these ice fishing, they are game changers in slick conditions. Put these on, and they’ll think they’re chasing Barry Sanders.
05.12.2025 02:46 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0By “most gifted” do you think she means they were “gifted” a pardon for their actions on J6?
15.01.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Matt Flynn Game™️ mentioned!!!*
*I think
Idk if it’s universal, but to this day when the dude friends get together it’s very likely that someone is going to say “That little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
09.01.2026 15:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“I Brake for Brunettes” is a fun one.
08.01.2026 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sladek hasn’t and that’s what truly makes him amazing.
08.01.2026 16:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me (an idealist): I’m going to give my daughters some veggie dip with their cucumbers so they can work on dipping and their hand eye coordination. And maybe they will eat more veggies!
My Daughters (pragmatists): Thanks Dad, for the compostable dip spoon!
It’s cold outside and don’t want them to get chilly.
05.01.2026 16:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They also did this to the Ravens in 2024 Week 2. Confounding.
05.01.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dieworkwear.bsky.social could you help me understand these boots or shoes? You would think a deacon would have better footwear.
03.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stand with the donkey, brother.
02.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The NFC South will be decided with a duel, complete with seconds.
30.12.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The NFC South will be decided with a duel, complete with seconds.
30.12.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Not cursed! Let’s go!!
30.12.2025 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
