Phil

… People ask why I am such a judgemental prick when it comes to people driving drunk, drugged, or otherwise recklessly.

That’s why.

Dec is the one who didn’t crash a car while twice the legal drink limit, injuring 4 people including a child. Hope this helps.

In the summer of 1985, two friends of mine were killed by a drunk driver, their girlfriends received life-changing injuries…

Fake news. You weren’t actually there.

That’s an interesting question, but I don’t think he would be moving to a team that is in that competition anyway. If he’s not picked on Thursday, we’ll know for sure.

It’s not really news anymore, is it?

Hmmm… If I didn’t know better, I’d be suspicious and suggest that PSR is having an impact on the clubs that had the audacity to try and gatecrash the established hierarchy.

#AVFC #NUFC #NFFC

I’m getting to the point where I honestly won’t be bothered if Martinez goes in January as long as we get a decent fee and a good replacement.

JFC

Thoughts and prayers for Sky Sports who will actually have to talk about Villa for a while now rather than every other fucking team and player in the Northern Hemisphere.

Twats.

#AVFC

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He’s safe for now, but I gather he’s at VP next weekend. I’m happy to act as the designated Northerner if we collectively feel that he needs to be reminded of his status.

Pioneer car park empty again?

And fighting

Bit of FOMO there, Sue? Sounds like exactly your sort of thing.

Not really into golf, but I’ve just watched a compilation of the “fans” there yesterday. What an embarrassing shitshow that nation has become.

Sorry Vin and a couple of notable others, but that’s what Europe is seeing right now.

Also a #ShitFan here because of work and family stuff, but if we lose it’s still your fault.

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You said ‘ladies’ not women

Or use urinals

I don't think I need to remind anyone here how vehemently Russia denied its plans to invade Ukraine before the full-scale war.

I’m going to do a @kieronocall.bsky.social and have another one in about 10 days.

Thanks Nat

That’s actually from my mother-in-law, who fully appreciates my magnificence, unlike you bunch of (add your own expletive)s here.

The hate he’s experienced so far will be nothing compared to what he’ll get from the Ryan Reynolds fangirls when he fucks that club up too.

Now that’s a good present!

Pox Infected Venison isn’t for everyone.