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@philcx.bsky.social

Grumpy Fucker. Sometimes here, sometimes not. I’m sarcastic, facetious, and take the piss A LOT. Those aspects of my personality are non-negotiable. #AVFC #ThinkBike

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Latest posts by philcx.bsky.social on Bluesky

His punditry tells you why he was so bad at coaching. He has absolutely no clue about the bigger game.

14.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfectly fair result. Disappointing, but fair.

14.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#MysticPhil

14.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time for Maatsen. Digne is going to get a second yellow any minute now.

14.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nope, it’s still funny. We would have been down to 9 with VAR and looking at a cricket score

14.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is very funny

14.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He didn’t even glance at the ball. I miss the days when keepers pretty much stayed in their areas.

14.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pure stupidity.

14.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A lot of us are concerned that he might be putting out a seriously weakened side.

14.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A square route would just take you back to where you started.

14.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You were right the first time

14.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They’re really scraping the bottom of the trough.

14.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully nothing happens today to improve your feelings about us. 🙂

14.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need to get on to Yell to check his use

14.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This guy looks good. I may get him to have a look at my brayks and enjin.

I assume a mate of yours, @bigdaveg.bsky.social

14.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Romance, innit.

14.02.2026 13:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nah, you’re alright mate. I’ll pass.

14.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Screenshot of Tommy Ten Names, claiming he's afraid and fleeing the UK.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

14.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 7296    🔁 2302    💬 355    📌 158

No, it’s more like this

😖

14.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a teddy bear is sitting on a couch with edgar alanfrog written in the corner ALT: a teddy bear is sitting on a couch with edgar alanfrog written in the corner

I’m winning you over; I can tell.

14.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He already has.

14.02.2026 09:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m like modern day Wordsworth

14.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

…But it’s time for a poo

14.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a small brown and white puppy is sitting on a tiled floor ALT: a small brown and white puppy is sitting on a tiled floor

Me waiting for the postman to deliver my card from @suemasonburns.bsky.social

14.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

New, Mackenzie Crook version. Guest appearance by Michael Palin on this, too.

13.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Worzel Gummidge - Series 1: 1. The Scarecrow of Scatterbrook Siblings Susan and John arrive at Scatterbrook Farm to find it troubled by a late harvest. Can walking, talking scarecrow Worzel Gummidge help restore the natural order?

Not quite the same level, but a similar vibe

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

13.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Did you watch Worzel Gummidge?

13.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

We were just saying that it says a lot about him that he chose that part

13.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It did say To Be Continued, and there were 5 or 6 jars at the start, and 6 poison capsules

13.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking hysterical

13.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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