Agile Vector

*reading over the emails* oh was the shaved grink on the island?

A pile of RAM

Got the top quality stuff here, straight from Japan. Street price in the thousands

are those the pica-chew games i've heard so much about?

Eyes Wide Shut-In.

@theonion.com

playing fnv after installing 20gb of mods

please allow me to introduce myself
i'm a man of ten thousand bees

what if he had _two glocks_ though…

in soviet russia,

kenny you can't call me out like this

*completely zooked out of his mind*

What if we built the AutoFac from Philip K. Dick's classic cautionary tale "Don't Build The AutoFac"?

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Man in hedge

Homer in hedge

bookmarking this template

surviving the atmosphere by smoking anti radiation cigarettes is the most PKD shit of all time

When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died

the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

🎶 Pizza in the mornin
pizza in the evenin
pizza on the frontlines
when pizza is shelf-stable,
you can eat pizza and kill guys🎶

now that would be some effective altruism

when he's not in the discover feed everyone should be asking where is will stancil?

anthony hopkins in his cell in silence of the lambs

pov you’re the new person getting walked past my cubicle at work

my whole existence is soft
you get me closer to 'aww's

Congragulations

ah, a Federal Bread & Brisket Inspector

Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep

Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep https://theonion.com/man-unrecognizable-after-full-8-hours-of-sleep/

a photograph of a digital menu board with black electrical tape all over the sea foods section, like directly on the screen

The cool thing about digital signage is that you can update it instantly

well, dude's co said he could ride shotgun

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

a lazy artist told me students keeps eating his AI art so I asked how many pieces he has left and he said he just generates a new piece afterwards so I said it sounds like you're just feeding real artists and then his review committee started crying