Cullan Lucas

the musical equivalent of "reading the card explains the card" ppl from MTG 👎

the use of 5'11.6 really tells you all you need to know about this dude. Yikes.

"Napoleon seemed ok in Assassins Creed Unity!"

ohhhhhh suddenly the AI thing makes a lot more sense

Ok I'm a Century Gothic man myself, but this occasion might have called for our Serif friends for aid

Finally a message that will resonate with the masses

Yaaaaaaas Mario Kart away from this reality

Happy Mario Kart Release Day to all who celebrate! May your green shells strike straight and true. 🐢

Everyone, meet my morning workout buddy, Snoot. Snoot enjoys staying out of the rain, peanut butter. Snoot does not enjoy mousetraps. 🐭🪤

Longing for the day someone asks me what baton to buy *monkeys paw curls*

80 hours of gameplay and their highest level is 26 AND they have 3 poison type pokemon? Big yikes.

Is it worth calling your senators office about things like arts funding and public radio and Medicaid when they're just one of the biggest bootlickers around. It all just feels really useless, which I guess is the point, but damn. What's actually useful now?

Orange tabby cat, Nala, holding a baton on a bed

100% a better conductor than me

how it sounds arguing with die hard capitalists.

So excited to premiere this at MMEA this summer!

I will not stand for this Kwik Trip slander

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

My kid has been asking me questions nonstop about the Titanic, his latest fascination. He's keeping a research journal and has informed me that he gets all the credit for the research. Kid was born for that Academia Life

“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ

Cursed piano

I love that they are literally the only thing consistent across FF games

The Rock from the Sky was straight up nightmare fuel

Ok, but every Jon Klassen kids book is equal parts unhinged and a total banger. 10/10 in our house.

Shout out to "This is Not My Hat" 🐠🐟🎩

*turns youth pastor chair around* you know who else saved 11%?

Me but without checking if I put my bags back in the car after the last trip

Me, literally every morning, when I immediately doomscroll first thing even though I know I better

🎶the mystery of faith🎶