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Witty. Talented. Modest.
Same. Unless it's a really good notebook then I'm reluctant to spoil it by using it, so it sits pristine and redundant on the shelf.
07.10.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same. Well, almost, it allowed me to select standing tickets but by the time I clicked continue they'd gone. I reckon I blew it for myself by pausing in mild confusion that a 43 quid ticket is 51 after fees.
Better luck for general sale on Fri hopefully.
Life Begins at 101000
29.09.2025 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm redacting all the right files but not necessarily in the right order
24.09.2025 11:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Balls. Still here.
23.09.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mint. The world's going to end tomorrow.
22.09.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Five pleasures in life
Sleeping
Sleeping
Sleeping
Sleeping
Sleeping
I put the disco in discontent.
15.09.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope they've got the new dobly sound system installed.
14.09.2025 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
14.09.2025 13:42 β π 222 π 36 π¬ 4 π 2
Equalled by the horror you feel when someone offers to make you a cup and you watch them make it and you get to see their actual awful tea making process.
13.09.2025 12:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ππ»
09.09.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Polish polish Polish polish polish polish Polish polish?
09.09.2025 08:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kettle was boiling.
Pondering the whole:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
You could do this with any word that works as a place, a being and a verb.
Best I could think of was
Leeds leads Leeds leads lead lead Leeds leads.
Now I feel a bit sick.
If there's an orderly queue of people enjoying the wait to buy a 7 inch record, is it singlephile?
06.09.2025 20:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Strange, I thought Hove was in Eatht Thuthics
04.09.2025 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02015 meets 2025
03.09.2025 06:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Precisely.
An absolute triumph of gastrogiddiness over common sense.
Now do brioche buns
02.09.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position I hold
It pays my way and it corrodes my soul
New Order? They're only the band Joy Division could have been!
29.08.2025 23:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was nearly the fifth but when queuing for popcorn I spontaneously combusted. Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
25.08.2025 22:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you all have a bass with you?
25.08.2025 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle"
"Keep on top of it?"
"That's the standard design, yes"
I totally agree, and it should be called Butties-Π―-Us.
23.08.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretentiously, I am a part time amateur hobbyist song writer and I've spent literally days agonising over shit rhymes and shitter metaphors and nothing I have ever written or will write comes even close to this chorus.
18.08.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Drinks, presumably, are free.
18.08.2025 10:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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