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I don't have full confirmation yet but there's a very good chance that I'm a messy bitch who loves drama

Could never get them to stop eating their own poop. What a great game.

Smoochometer has been refilled. Your attention to this matter has been noted and is greatly appreciated.

Habit has consistently gone downhill since they got bought out by Yum

Doom scrolling reels after the bar

gdi the run club girls are cute and now I need to buy good shoes and do cardio smdh

Man, I hate coming to Brewery X.

A big part of adulthood is it's all so heavy. Weighing multiple pieces against each other and deciding which one fits. And more often than not it's hard to get it right.

The worst news of all is he's probably going to live another 15 years or so

the only good dating advice is that you must learn to bear your suffering well. the reason most dating advice skews conservative is because it shares with conservatism the view that suffering should happen to other people

2nd time recently discovering I'm apparently better at certain things than I thought I was. Yes this is cryptic. Fuck you ask me about it next time you see me.

Maybe I'm just a little puppy and everything is exciting? OR I have deeply seated emotional issues that I'm still processing. Whose to say.

It took over 30 years but I think I finally get My Bloody Valentine.

*forgetting the word ADHD*

yeah I have attention polyamory

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Huh these first two White Zombie albums sure are something

*to the tune of Billy Idol's Mony Mony*

Horny car guy! Horny car guy!

Some days you wake up relatively sane and other days the bridge and chorus of a Shakira song plays in a loop in your malfunctioning brain for hours

I am fully an over educated beer dude who understands what this means BUT I also ABSOLUTELY get how this shit is off-putting.

Blew someone's mind explaining Modelo, Pacifico, and Victoria are all owned by the same company which is essentially Budweiser.

I generally have trouble telling when someone is on drugs, but not today. This dude who looks like an anime character is most definitely coked to the gills.

Stumbled into the local 25yo soju spot. I had assumed it was such driving by regularly late night but oh boy I'm the oldest man in here drinking a Cloud and eating fries at 1230 in the am

Fully wept hearing Ozzy do Mama I'm Coming Home. What an incredible show.

Current Axl Rose singing sounds like someone doing a bit making fun of sounding like Axl Rose.

Once again feeling extremely vindicated as another manager, who I'm almost certain threw me under the bus to try to cover her own ass, got fired today.

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

Oh thank goodness it was just my PC being dumb back to your lives citizens

Gdi Microsoft did you change the calculator that's been the same for 20 years you sons of bitches. ESC and backspace don't work anymore and I hate you so god damn much

Ozzy dies and everyone mourns. Hulk dies and I immediately see 20 "rest in piss" skeets lol

An in-game render of Ozzy Osbourne, with the logo for Brutal Legend and text that reads, "Free for the next 666 minutes" and the itch.io logo in the bottom right corner

To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend

But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night...

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