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Marge says: WELL, KID ROCK ALSO HAS A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.

Now there are two Drakes that everyone will hate

The ring search party feature ain’t nothing but surveillance under the guise of being used for pets. it will be used for people

that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?

This fucking sucks

Oh the president is a vile racist? Are you just now learning this?

OUT: a politician you want to get a beer with

IN: a politician you can imagine being the most beloved dive bartender in the tri state area

Do you understand how many polling places there are in America? We're at ~300 million legal citizens vs 80k dipshit ICE agents? There are more of us then there are of them always

Instead of “don’t normalize this!” we’re saying “if you normalize this, I’ll fuckin destroy you”

I'm fine but would love to expand. I'm glancing at opportunities.

But if a sugar daddy with a record player and/or PS5 wants to chat I'm not opposed.

Hey real quick how many ICE agents have died from this and how many Americans have ICE agents killed? Fox News can, as always, eat a butt.

Does anyone have a back house or chateau I can stay in rent free? I can provide stimulating conversation about bands I like and also video games I like.

Beginning another deep dive into an artist's discography and early Prince fits really nicely into yacht rock

Palantir AND bitcoin crashing at the same time? Buncha chuds are going to be real upset

Close up photo of JD Vance from an interview published Feb 1,2025. Heavy eyeliner and thin lips.

Close up photo of JD Vance from Feb 4,2025. Bloated face, red skin, unusually plump lips. Heavy eyeliner… as usual

JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny

But it can buy rope!

Ending billionaireism isn't just socially and economically necessary to maintain human civilization, it's a humanitarian measure for the billionaires themselves. They're clearly very sick and we can help them

one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites

Bartender friend just had a conversation with a woman 2 seats down who is apparently anti: trans, Muslim, ginger, and women named Jessica.

The Pirate Bay search returns zero results for Melania 2026

lol

Love (?) that my uncle is still unaware that his incredibly thirsty reel likes are visible on IG

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

chappell roan didn’t have to wear that but she did. because she loves us

I am American number one superstar

Gf saw me playing Metroid and said 'who is that? Seamus?' and I loved both the near accuracy and the idea of an Irish intergalactic bounty hunter.

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Fuck to the Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

After 40 years of not caring for leftovers I'm finally a "eat them cold straight from the fridge" guy and I couldn't be prouder of myself.