Twanzio

Oof love an $11 beer from a dirty tap. Thankfully the sandwiches are awesome but damn folks clean them lines.

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

"In Absentia" would make a great girls name

An image of a young woman sitting in a car with text over that reads "normalize naming your children after 10/10 songs"

Did you brush your teeth before bed Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues?

Went under anesthesia today for the first time and boy I can understand why MJ loved him some propofol

Just finished watching Uncut Gems. I haven't been this tense watching a movie since There Will Be Blood.

An ancient tex

If I respond 'hell yeah' to your IG story: know that I love you.

If I respond 'tell her I said "hello"' to your IG story: I've been drinking and I'm shooting bad and horribly planned shots

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

I use a cast iron camping dutch oven. It doesn't take fancy stuff to make really nice bread.

Pulled back half an inch and they disappeared so hey good call

If you see Hayley Williams today tell her I said 'hi'

Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?

In these trying times it always brings me a shred of joy to think "Charlie Brown, no shirt, no panties"

military coup when, please

I did a search that came up null but I refuse to believe the sex worker status of Roku city is zero

The biggest power move you can pull as a woman at a metal show is pulling your boyfriend through the crowd away from the stage

"It can only good happen."

What the fuck are we even doing anymore.

Very fun as An Old finding out how many people don't know what GWAR's whole schtick is

getting dysentary and suffering through headaches because dear leader

The “Debate Me Bro” Grift: How Trolls Weaponized The Marketplace Of Ideas

Among the attempts to create hagiographic eulogies of Charlie Kirk, I’ve seen more than a few people suggest that Kirk should be respected for being willing to talk to “those who disagree with him” as a sign that he was…

Uh oh feeling that urge to listen to nothing but Mars Volta and be way too introspective for a couple weeks

Conversation with a very loved friend who is not internet poisoned, doesn't follow politics, and calls himself a centrist who had just heard about Kirk 2 days ago. All I had to do was quote 2 of his talking points for him to say "wtf?"

and nobody's going to be able to grab the ring - CERTAINLY not Fuentes - because you need to be able to code-switch between Christian Pastor and also Charm The Grandmas and ALSO gutter-racist antisemite Branch Hitlerian Dialect. and nobody is going to be able to do that like he could.

This is a wild thread and tracks like a mf

oppose woke, have stroke

So he had a stroke the other weekend and we're going to weekend at bernies for the next 3 years cool cool cool

Trump is Chris Parnell's character from the SNL Appalachian Emergency Room bit and all of his followers actually believe him.