Stephen Cauldron

Would have been great to pick up 3 points from this spring training fixture but can’t fault the gaffer and the lads. Quality baseball.

I’m at a bar where they’re showing a rerun of Chris Cilizza doing some kind of recap of the Congressional softball game on Monumental Sports and it all feels a bit gross.

Big day for Charlie!

I just can’t believe he had a special little coat made for him.

Welp, shaping up to be another stellar week of FPL lads.

I feel like people might be a bit too bothered about protein. I’m not chasing a wooly mammoth, I work at a desk.

Whoa I did not remember the Alfred Hitchcock-style filmmaking happening in the Saiontz & Kirk commercial from 1994.

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I don't know what they look like but how about Saiontz & Kirk from the Saiontz & Kirk Personal Injury Lawyers commercials in the 90's? If you have a phone, you have a lawyer.

what is the war on protein? depends on who you ask

baseball-reference war on protein: 1.6
fangraphs war on protein: 2.4
baseball prospectus war on protein: 0.9

Huge news from Maria here #football #efl #sheffieldunited

Most niche meme I’ve ever made, for sure.

Is there anything that Willy's Pies can do to stop this? #NCFC

😬😬😬 #NCFC

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

I've seen enough, give Willy's Pies full control of #NCFC.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

I’m half expecting Willy’s Pies to just buy Norwich City outright at this point. Incredible marketing blitz #NCFC

Well, that was grim #NCFC 🟡🟢

A winning streak for the Washington Wizards? I’ve seen enough, lads. We’re getting promoted.

Okay signing Pete Alonso is enough to make me get the Orioles garden flag out for the first time since Cedric Mullins left us.

a man in a military uniform is standing in a doorway with the words bring him home below him ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a doorway with the words bring him home below him

Mike Elias, bring Cedric Mullins home to Baltimore. #Orioles

Eván Fergusoni! #ASRoma #EuropaLeague 🟡🔴

Very excited to root for Roma today against Napoli but also I love that there’s an Italian player for Napoli whose name is Buongiorno. Perfect, no notes. 🇮🇹

I’m starting the Ken Burns American Revolution documentary and the footage of sunsets over marshes already has me missing the eastern shore of Maryland 😂

Starting a Change.org petition for the NBA to give the Washington Wizards a win if they lose by 5 points or less. Throw them a bone, guys.

Me, a few generations removed from having relatives in Ireland but still thrilled about this result.

What if Norwich City just opted out of having a manager altogether, becoming the first anarchist side in the EFL? Like Lord of the Flies on the pitch.

Without fail, the Washington Wizards will be up by 5 at the end of the first quarter, and down by 25 at the end of the 3rd quarter.

At this point, can one of the other actors from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia buy Norwich City? #NCFC

Does anyone think there are maybe too many gray courts in the NBA or am I just an old man yelling at clouds?

Yglesias just casually endorsing capital punishment like he’s checking off his grocery list.