Evan (he/him/his)

My first thought on seeing him was “why does this man look like the prison warden from Shawshank Redemption?” That’s telling, probably

All the men who have disdain for women with gender studies degrees, have business degrees

Fr fr the world really has never been the same since we lost Harambe

Growing up, I was always baffled by the fact that Christians in 1940s Germany were Hitler’s strongest supporters. In the wake of the hagiography of CK, it’s both still baffling but also makes perfect sense.

Nazi’s don’t preach the gospel of Jesus Christ.

They’re policing how we talk about Charlie Kirk’s death to lay the groundwork for policing how we talk about Trump’s death.

He didn’t have to die like that.

He also didn’t have to live like that.

That “well done good and faithful servant” verse was directed at those who cared for the most vulnerable in society. Not Nazis.

I think Eucharist purists just haven’t tasted the specific combination of Popeye’s biscuit w/honey and an ice cold Dr Pepper

I really hope when it happens, it’s like the spell is broken and all of our grandparents come back to reality

I swear to god if we get McArthur, Dobson, and Trump all in one year it’ll be so great

I’d rather pay tax on my cash tips and overtime than for my hometown to lose its hospital

Pull stuff about helping the poor and showing mercy from the Catechism. Bet they’ll love that

I’m not Roman Catholic.

But I do pray the rosary, go to mass* almost every week, believe(ish) in transubstantiation, and have a crucifix by the door in my home.

And I’ve never been lectured about compassion by the Pope on his deathbed.

I may be Methodist, but I’m still more Catholic than JD Vance

No but for real, he really laid it on the line for us

I need a “come and get it” style bumper sticker/tshirt but for my right to free speech

So Republicans say they aren’t nazis, but then they keep doing Nazi shit?? Like we’re experimenting on autistic people now I guess?? This is hell. Fuck RFK

Just so you’re aware, if you wear glasses, that’s a mobility aid and you’re disabled. Glasses are just so normalized that most people don’t see it as such. Imagine if most mobility aids were that way. Imagine how much more respect disabled people would get. It’s completely possible.

This should be common sense but I guess not:

If you order food delivery at night, when it’s completely dark out, TURN YOUR PORCH LIGHT ON and make sure your house number is visible.

Your driver, as it turns out, does not intuitively know where you live.

An economy in shambles can’t bring manufacturing back.

It’s not “differently abled,” it’s not “special needs,” it’s not “handicapped,” or anything else, it’s disabled. Disabled is not a bad or dirty word. Disabled is accurate and there’s nothing wrong with being disabled.

City: “A water main busted so we’re issuing a boil water advisory for the affected area. Tap water may not be potable”

Me: “Of course the water is potable. You put it in a jug and you can take it with you anywhere”

The only difference between a temp abled person & a disabled one is luck & time

Their good health isn’t due to “trying harder” or moral superiority. It’s luck

Health can be taken away at any moment, and if you live long enough you will almost certainly experience disability

Be kind. Be inclusive.

One under appreciated point in the discussion on welfare is that we live in a very different economy to that of 50 years ago.

Our economy is dominated by service/knowledge industries - sectors it’s particularly hard to work in if you’re neurodiverse or have a chronic mental health condition. 🧵

Them: “Okay but Bush-era Republicans weren’t like this”

Me: Green Day’s American Idiot is over 20 years old and hasn’t aged a day

One of these days I’m gonna get to go into Costco with an unlimited budget and I will be unstoppable

Gotta say: being at work when the time change happened is definitely a new experience. -1000/10 would not recommend

Every rich person Jesus ever encounters in the gospels, he ALWAYS tells them to sell all they have and give it to the poor.

And some of you who grew up Christian somehow think billionaires are going to save America and make everything better.

“Have fun!” - does he realize that pissing off American farmers is like 80% of his voter base?

The “Have fun!” is particularly menacing

The Good Place is such a good one! (and relevant to *gestures at everything* whatever this is right now)