@andrewlorien.bsky.social
This wins
13.08.2025 06:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I believe that this is the reason old people wet themselves when you turn on a tap.
11.08.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm on the other side of the planet, but I've found that if you say "the paedophile" everyone knows who you mean. Starts with P, the rest is history
10.08.2025 14:50 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Except Russia. No tariffs on Russia.
09.08.2025 23:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. Putting people together in an office is hugely inefficient and also dangerous
07.08.2025 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because it's such a great ferry!
07.08.2025 13:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah ok flambΓ©
06.08.2025 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh they got arrested
04.08.2025 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading the last 24 hours of FessHole is too distracting. Maybe I need some lego
04.08.2025 01:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The post above yours on my timeline was crazy ass white girls live streaming burning oil refineries in Sochi bsky.app/profile/kate...
03.08.2025 23:45 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Or if it comes in a "colorway"
03.08.2025 22:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Riding my bike down to lazy thinking to listen to Godtet on a Monday night ( instead of procrastinating / not studying for Thursdays exam)
28.07.2025 12:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah good. A few years ago I realised I had asthma (which my brother had very badly). It's never really affected me, so I've never really told anyone
28.07.2025 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always thought it was in order of who got paid most, like with film credits?
25.07.2025 00:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0High stakes
24.07.2025 13:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"i have done so much for you, if you leave me I'll kill you"
24.07.2025 13:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hobart is classified as a rural town by the federal government!
24.07.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How even do you? It seems like all or nothing with LinkedIn
24.07.2025 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You've emboldened every accordion player on bluesky. Thanks for nuthin
06.07.2025 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did I break mathematics with my recursive slaves and ladies and that wasn't funny? Sorry...
12.06.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody knows how it works. But it's how it should be!
12.06.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! Everyone has slaves and yachts and ladies. It's gonna be so chill!
12.06.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everyone should have lots of pretty ladies, including the pretty ladies!
12.06.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone in the whole world should have yachts and slaves!
12.06.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 4 π 1And lots of slaves!
12.06.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Yes. A thing has happened, and neither of them knows how it will play out.
Enjoy the game while it lasts, maybe?
The worst part is that after the divorce, Donald gets to keep the house that Elon bought him.
06.06.2025 11:52 β π 373 π 98 π¬ 14 π 3And thus did your Prez father a meme.
02.06.2025 15:36 β π 1338 π 230 π¬ 17 π 14Washing dishes (I just got my first dishwasher ever)
03.06.2025 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the Brits jumping in on this to defend their tea!
03.06.2025 12:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
