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With FARTS! | Terminator 2 : Judgement Day
YouTube video by With Farts With FARTS! | Terminator 2 : Judgement Day

Adding farts makes movies better.

youtu.be/QIxJYKsYBQk?...

17.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a witness that I predicted he'd go through a table.

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get a constant stream of elected officials conducting oversight at Whipple and other facilities, please?

06.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, John, for this important thread.

05.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of simpsons characters are dancing in a room and the words caucus caucus caucus are visible Alt: a group of simpsons characters are dancing in a room and the words caucus caucus caucus are visible
04.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you heard anything about a march or gathering after? Morello mentioned something during his current interview, but I can't find details.

30.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so soft that I contacted @amyklobuchar.com and @smith.senate.gov to demand they push Chuck Schumer left or replace him. We don't have time for leadership that isn't up to the task of dismantling fascism.

28.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bessent pulling up to protest wealth taxes.

25.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to ILCM Every dollar donated to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota goes to support our mission of providing the highest quality legal services, education, and advocacy to meet the needs of low-income immig...

The Immigrant Law Center of MN has a monumental task in front of it, providing legal services to immigrant and refugee families.

www.ilcm.org/donate/

23.01.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Bond Between | People. Animals. Community. The Bond Between supports the special bond people and pets share! Adoption, rescue, fostering, and more.

The bond between is helping support pets impacted by detainments.

www.thebondbetween.org

23.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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URGENT: Our unsheltered Indigenous relatives need a warm place to survive. By MINNESOTA INDIAN WOMENS RESOURCE CENTER

Keying up some donations tonight. First is to support the Minnesota Indian Women's Resource Center.

givebutter.com/KBNd5w

23.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does every ICE agent have a tiny urethra? Really makes you think.

22.01.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really love Brigitte Calls Me Baby, Colin Bracewell, and @thecurrent.org, but I have to skip Friday's anniversary concert @first-avenue.com to support the general strike.

20.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, you gonna arrest the people assaulting citizens or nah?

19.01.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Message to ICE
YouTube video by WeRateDogs A Message to ICE

15/10

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16.01.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can confirm the city knows about this upcoming hate speech rally and is preparing for it, based on an update to my neighborhood association last night.

15.01.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best donut I ever had was a blueberry old fashioned in a tiny bakery in a Dallas skyway.

14.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The day MPD stands with us AGAINST ICE is the day I'll believe they are reformed.

14.01.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stand With Minnesota A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation

The people of my city continue to push back with bravery I can barely understand. If you want to help us stand up to fascism, choose a cause from this list and contribute.

We are in this together, and we will win.

www.standwithminnesota.com

14.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life in Minneapolis is very heavy right now. The federal government has occupied us with faceless goons carrying guns who gleefully kidnap neighbors off the streets, brutalize those who bear witness, terrorize our schools, and randomly drop tear gas on our streets.

14.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Small moment of zen from Minneapolis today:

12.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Robin Lod already.

26.12.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course CM Palmisano poo pood the idea.

09.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I remember when Fair State still used the single canning machine. Really going to miss this space.

07.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Simply stating the dollars spent on MPD is a very effective counter argument to tired "defund" rhetoric. Well done CM Chowdhury.

06.12.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Journeys and Sidequests was the greatest beer program ever.

06.12.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This post would be a great opportunity to promote your Patreon. Also, what is your patreon? I want to support your patreon.

05.12.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

How many horse cops could be saved with this money?

05.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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