Jenny Gabs

I wish I lived in NYC so this guy could be my mayor 🏳️‍⚧️

Jenny Gabs as the Shredder (‘s action figure), Halloween 1991. You remember how the Shredder wears an orange smock with a picture of himself on it?

Ben Cooper Costume Kids Shredder, by NECA. Add some black sleeves under the stealthy and ninja-like orange smock, and you’ve got me.

Okay, I finally understand the appeal of these figures.

Unfortunately I have to assume the Optimus Prime/MOBAT and General Hawk set is not happening anymore, or it’s being pushed off until this crossover movie materializes ☹️

Should I buy a vintage 1986 Hawk? That would guarantee it to get a reveal and release date.

Transformers Timelines Samurai Optimus Prime (ox-pulled cart mode)

Transformers Timelines Samurai Optimus Prime (robot mode)

This is bonkers and I love it. The alt mode is giving Mogyuu Daioh. It’s so creative and different. And naginatas rule!

TMNT reissue Scale Tail. I had this figure as a child.

TMNT reissue Chrome Dome. I’ve never owned this figure!

Glad I decided to stop by Meijer on the way home!

The famously “radical left” CNN helping the regime peddle its alternative reality. Lemme know how that works out (my guess? They’ll continue to excoriate your liBeRaL bIaS and the MAGA troglodytes will swallow it whole, you gain NOTHING by playing to these people)

Toy collectors are of course the worst at identifying Glup Shittos, because we get more attached to these diorama fillers than most. I still remember how stoked I was to find Feltipern Trevagg at retail. It’s just too bad I never found Dannik Jerriko.

Bom Vimdin, who never starred in a short story in the 90s nor a random Clone Wars episode in the 2010s, on a trading card.

The “Glup Shitto” thing was kind of funny at first but as with all things people take it too far. GREEDO is not a Glup Shitto, he has dialogue and is addressed by name in the movie.

This guy is a Glup Shitto, because I had to scroll forever to find a picture that wasn’t a figure.

Donald Trump making a speech on Sunday and looking like he’s about to join a minstrel show

President Al Jolson over here

@aewontv.bsky.social please pass along to the relevant parties that AEW fans do not want to see these racist ads for the regime’s goon squad during AEW programming. Tonight is strike 2.

Damn, I was gonna follow up with a picture of Black Zarak dual wielding Classics and Henkei Megatron, but somehow I never recorded that for posterity and they’re all boxed up.

Studio Series 86 Devastator wielding Siege Shockwave as a rifle

One of the best things about the big guys is their ability to wield Shockwave in blaster mode (I mean upside down spaceship mode)

Damn, has it even been a month since the last time they flew him out to a Lazarus pit? Might be time to start thinking about possessing Barron or something.

My gf and I both grew up thinking the song was saying “I wish that I *was* Jesse’s girl”

Both of us grew up going “yeah, I wouldn’t mind looking like Lori Loughlin as an adult”

If the ICE ads aren't removed by the next media scrum, I know the first question that needs to be asked.

#AEW #AEWDynamite

"Zatannic Panic!" is an objectively good name for a DC Comics Halloween special.

Studio Series 86 Devastator

Hell yeah, he rules!

A 38-year-old woman with a professional job, believe it or not. You should believe it, these goddamn things are expensive.

Let’s get to devastatin’!

Deluxe Class Studio Series Scavenger

Scavenger! The other arm!

Commander Class Studio Series Hook and Long Haul, front

Hook and Long Haul, my first Commander Class purchase. That’s kind of crazy, considering I got back into Transformers during Siege when the class was introduced. LH isn’t as roly-poly as he was last time, thanks to his trailer. He’s still cute though.

SCRAPPER! My boy! The only Constructicon I had as a lass! Of course, that was a G2 one, so he was yellow. Luckily this isn’t five years ago, so he should stay green.

Studio Series Bonecrusher and Mixmaster

What do we have here? 💚💜

HELL YES! #AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship! This has been such a long time coming. Thank you Tony! #AEWDynamite

NECA Ultimate Lon Chaney as Professor Burke, from the lost 1927 film London After Midnight

NECA Ultimate Lon Chaney as Professor Burke, from the lost 1927 film London After Midnight, opened. Facing photo is a recreation of a surviving press photo from the film using the figure.

Deluxe lost media action figure

A screen displays the phrase “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT” in all caps, flanked by a skinny Sontoran from Doctor Who on the left and a caduceus on the right

Good news, my remaining Constructicons have just shipped from BBTS, I’ll have Devastator in a matter of days 💚💜

I had no idea it was a Beatles song🖤

What, like you’ve never seen pyro at a funeral before?

I used to know a guy who was a huge Super Sentai fan—built helmets, had an SPD tattoo—and yet he always pronounced Zyuranger as “Zeeyouranger.”

Also Cena MUST hit the spear with Edge theatrics later to return the cross-promotional nod

Hell of an opener, too bad about the post-match shenanigans. I marked hard for BETH #AllOutToronto