gogmagog

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

Isn't it crazy how no amount of cats could change a lightbulb. There could be a million of them and it wouldn't get done

Squirrel on my bird feeder pole. He has a front paw at the 9 o clock position on one of the leaf shaped perches like a steering wheel

He looks like he's driving

Don't make me tap the sign *sign that kills you if you tap it*

Screenshot from HD2D remake of Dragon Quest II: "Heir to mighty Erdrick, and yet unable to cast so much as a spell to ward off warts! Have you naught better to do than fritter away your days in idle conversation?"

Panel 1: Prince of Midenhall sizing up his offscreen heckler while the maid he was conversing with retorts, unheard. Panel 2: Prince of Midenhall casually brandishing a pipe wrench. "Spells, thou ask of." NES Dragon Quest II magic menu with "COLLAPSE TRACHEA" selected.

He Would Do This

yupppppp

"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"

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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

i've seen a lot of people overcompensating in the other direction as well and it needs to stop. dijon is a very respectable mustard. stop calling it busted. stop calling it an poverty franchise mustard. stop saying dijon is on fraud watch

me: where can i get really powerful weapons?
gamefaqs Shin Megami Tensei IV guide:

a bird in the hand is thus worth (0.5 x priceless)

it was the only thing that could topple the fates revelation thread where you fucked anankos

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

i went to a new sandwich place for lunch and it was unremarkable

And I’m listening

Every night the same beautiful dream. I am a French inventor, living and working assiduously during La Belle Époch, and my creation is finally complete. The “Aero-Vélo”, the world’s first flying bicycle. I am doing the final adjustments before gravity weds me, irreversibly, to the ground far below.

An image of early Swiss reformer Ulrich Zwingli followed by an iMessage that reads, “Hi Jack, it’s Ulrich. I’m reaching out to real reformed Patriots. We’ve done a lot to remove corruption and preach the gospel clearly, But we can’t stop now. We need YOU to stand with us against superstition. Can I count on you to eat a sausage this Friday?”

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

2010 gf: I'm gonna do epic shit to that penis
2010 bf: yes! bacon!!!

I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

it's a shame he deleted the follow-up

various doodles of heracross, a blue rhino beetle pokemon, flexing his muscles, flying around and having so much playful fun.

heracross doodles