Rec Dougs

is it part of the Netflix contract that you have to let someone's nephew design the poster

pull up to the function spitting phrases no one's heard before call me Yu Ming

Jacksepticeye participating in another "Irish names make NO SENSE" video yo FUCK Jacksepticeye all my homies hate jacksepticeye

hate posting about jk rowling but she has devolved into posting a very obviously ai generated video to smear trans people, i think she’s genuinely unwell

Very cool new @YouTube feature where if their AI auto turns on restricted mode for you it'll remove their access to all of my videos

this is the greatest film ever made

Even The Onion would struggle to come up with a headline and story as ridiculous as this.

The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!

insane that one of my favourite films ever features Jeremy Renner unironically saying "umm...so that just happened"

Boy George wrecking JK Rowling

lmao get her

one of the incredible things about this is that despite it just being an image, everyone I know has delivered it the exact same way when they say it out. We all know. We all know how it's said.

we gotta castrate you

been saying this for years

there's a line in the new mission impossible where a guy says "it has a billion gigabytes of storage" yeah mate maybe use Petabytes next time. What's next you're gonna say the moon is 400 billion millimeters away from earth? Grow up.

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met someone last night who said they "always lump Ireland and the UK together, just to be safe"

At a time when fascists roam freely and often even get a police escort while anti-genocide protesters get deported it's pretty weird to treat both groups like they're equally in need of your vocal defense of their rights.

just learned a lord of the rings fact that I'd never heard before I'm gonna be so annoying in new and exciting ways next time I watch it in a group

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact MYTH: Autism is caused by vaccines. FACT: There is no scientific evidence that the microchips inside vaccines are linked to autism.

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

Woman who has only heard of one black director, watching a film from another black director:

friend just sent me a drawing they did of what I'd look like if I was run over by a steamroller. it's nice to be thought of.

Democratic members of Congress should probably be made to understand that unless they throw everything they have at this, they are next.

Bright (2017) if it was good

New Zealand has this amazing bird called a "Kea" that pretends to mess with your tyres so you'll open your door and he can steal snacks from you

every word of this went in a direction I could not forsee

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

me when I think about Sigourney Weaver

was cool to see Irish representation in Sinners. the Irish were demons in it but like, fair

the Minecraft movie was actually so accurate for having that scene where they all spawn in and immediately start beating the shit out of each other