PoopDude

Getting a labubu chocolate enema drink sitting at dan soder's special in the riadh comedy special

💬 “You got any games on your phone?”

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Era klein up next to get chotinered

suing the medbed manufacturer after it embolized my dick veins

he might have gotten a tip from his brother

The summer I turned into Gritty

planting bamboo, kudzu, and Himalayan blackberry in my yard to show that despite differences, we can all still get along

Need chotiner to get the diddy interview asap

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

at its heart pokemon is about child labor and dog fighting

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again?

CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but

CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?

CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived

CHOTINER: So you’ve said

the really incredible thing these days is that “if chotiner is on the line I will throw my phone in a volcano” has been a meme for years now, and all of these people are terminally online so they’re completely aware of that meme

and still - still! - they think surely I am the one who can do this

Found the cure to autism: mr.pibs

Hemorrhoids never felt this good before mr.pibs strawberry blast #sponsored

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.

ME: You're talking about--

CHOTINER: Pagliacci.

ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: If I had known, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.

cincinnatus's wife getting the plough in the divorce

The only "mums net" I know is the one your mom wears in her hair when she's sleeping next to me. After we had sex.

I used to be Encoparetic einstein

Hemorrhoids never felt this good before mr.pibs strawberry blast #sponsored

If yall curious about the great horn of zandor feel free to ask ur mom lol

Oil is swamp goon juice

Found the cure to autism: mr.pibs

Babe the clown makeup stays on during lent

CDC to recommend looking only one way before crossing street

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

The summer I turned into Gritty

Imagine a singer ... who can tackle ... AND catch !!! call that a triple threat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

Babe the clown makeup stays on during lent

You’re never too old to set goals. For example, today I’m not going to pee in my pants

Sephora workers on the rise of chaotic child shoppers: ‘She looked 10 years old and her skin was burning’ Preteens are parroting influencer speak, stealing and demanding anti-ageing products. Experts say the pressure to fit in is intense – and the beauty stores aren’t helping

God this made me feel sad