Finn

Kermit flow when im sipping tea / my dealer nonbinary; pluggnb

kevin bacon could fix this

The fact that Scorsese is not just a dog guy but specifically a yappy, little dog owner explains a lot about his chemistry with Joe Pesci

My smart toilet paper won’t unroll because my credit score is too low

The director of MEAN STREETS, TAXI DRIVER, CAPE FEAR, SHUTTER ISLAND, THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, and THE IRISHMAN has now turned a critical eye toward America.

I guess it shouldn't be surprising that there's a mirror-image conversation to the one about how wild drivers are now that amounts to complaining about the epidemic of pedestrian recklessness. Only one nation is mentally strong enough see both sides of the People Getting Mowed Down By Cars issue.

school bully: “ur GAY”

the weird kid: “gay means happy!”

bully: oh…? *never lets himself be happy again*

weird kid: *eventually comes out, goes on HRT & now leads a good life despite new hardships*

bully (now in his 30s): *tweeting “PBS; ‘Pedophiles Bisexuals & Sluts!!!’” to his 5 bot followers*

“we’d go bankrupt if we paid our workers what they’re asking” yeah me too, that’s why I do not get to have a company

a little white bear made out of lemon mousse with chocolate for his eyes and nose. shh he's sleeping on the plate

rules to survive new york:

1) find the lemon mousse bear

HIGHLY recommend cosplaying ur own OCs !!!! 💕

Joan of Arc:

When the guild raids, it raids.

I don’t care what else you’re “supposed” to be doing.

You. Show. Up.

Lady pug barking at a werewolf (Halloween decoration)

Lady Pug met a werewolf on our walk and she was NOT having it

If you don’t remember, ALF is the character here standing next to Captain Kirk

Here's a map of every known union busting firm in America. https://www.laborlab.us/unionbustingtracker

the only good show the bbc has ever done

they can say anything on toilet paper and no one stops them. "12 rolls = 36 rolls" this cannot possibly be true in any world and yet we allow it to continue

You used to be able to watch entire muppet show episodes on YouTube

Winnie Pooh tuxedo meme top text: watching Frankenhooker (1990) bottom text: watching Frankenhooker (1990) on Criterion Channel

Per House rules, the vacant Speaker position will revert to "the most lavishly psychotic chiropractor in Pinellas County, FL" until such time as the Republicans affirmatively select a new leader.

i love being informed

you know what Brian Wilson?? sometimes I *also* feel very sad

I need an eye-watering amount of money. You don't have any connection to the UK to donate.

What I really need though, is international exposure for my case.

Any journalists want to write about a hacker's quest to resolve their bureaucratic nightmares by hacking the UK's legal conception of gender?

Omg hi Marco :) here's a selection for you

Hi! I’m marco, i like to collect things and make art :)