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I finally watched #thesubstance and that one is gonna stick with me for awhile I fear

That is in fact what this administration has done.

I performed 15 gender reassignment surgeries at a drag queen brunch today and I 👏 am 👏 exhausted👏

BRB gonna go teach CRT at the local day care

I know I'm behind, but the last 2 episodes of #Reacher were LIT

Here’s the real reason why DOGE is gutting the IRS.

(Hint: it has nothing to do with “efficiency.”)

The air in Austin feels like wearing a moist velour track suit made of room temperature pudding

The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

This is what kids do when they're bored at the table at Chili's

Bernie Sanders, AOC, and Greg Casar on stage in Tucson in front a crowd of 23,000 people.

Tucson, Arizona today.

Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.

23,000 showed up.

He decided, unelected, to climb in the inner workings of the US government and single handedly fuck with the lives of 322M people and now he's confused

The president of the United States is using the white house to do a car commercial for the richest man on the planet while my 401k tanks. This is the bad place.

Oh so this was the red wave y’all were talking about

Of everything that's happening right now why in the ever living fuck is Netflix raising their gd rates AGAIN

Human yawns are weird. Dog yawns are adorable.

Cynthia Erivo and Herbie Hancock bringing me to tears was suprising and not suprising at the same time #grammys

Why I'm quitting the Washington Post Democracy can't function without a free press

Truly worth the read, especially people on the fence about the news open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

Bettet or bettem

That’s awesome!

Right?

🎶I never thought the leopards would eat my face🎶

As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.

[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure

Don’t let anybody ruin your day.

It’s your day.

Ruin it yourself.

the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen

Still pissed they cancelled Halo

Who invented popcorn ceilings and is hell hot enough