Robert Glen Fogarty

You bought your guitar.
I made mine in shop class, man.
Fuck corporate rock.

Cleaning house? Sucker.
Everyone knows it's hopeless.
Entropy prevails.

Welsh is the perfect language for a recession because you don't have to buy too many vowels.

A rigged election, you say?

They embrace their evil and think we rubes aren't savvy enough to notice. Installing the Dunning-Kruger administration has really been a boon to their bottom(-feeding) line.

So tired of these rich dicks outright stealing sci-fi and fantasy terms (e.g., Grok, Palantir, Anduril, Cyber-this-that-and-the-other) and corrupting them for their shitheel projects. Can't even read old classics for escapism because these fucktwirls keep dragging them into their real-time dystopia.

The Nuremberg Hangings — Not So Smooth Either Before we set aside the topic of Iraq’s botched hangings, which continue to cause a fair bit of consternation there, a reader reminds us to flash back to 1946, and the conclusion of the trials at Nure...

"Many of the executed Nazis fell from the gallows with insufficient force to snap their necks, resulting in a macabre, suffocating death struggle that in some cases lasted many, many minutes." www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/the-...

Aren't their dudes in power? Why aren't they embracing their "win?" Even with the "patriot" masks, they look so sad about life.

From experience, can confirm.

Agreed! I've always thought this was a pretty insensitive way to wish the sweet baby Jesus a happy birthday. No wonder the poor kid's got issues.

Butt of course.

Joyless as a wet sock in winter.

Gelatin Dessert Biafra

Where's the mayonnaise soup?

Wombat architecture critics. Two wombats see a cube-shaped house and one comments: Well that looks like shit.

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there.

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When Finnegan lived in OB, he was all about Finnegans Wake and Bake.

YouTube video by LankumDublin Lankum - Ghost Town (Official Video)

Wow! @lankumdublin.bsky.social never misses.

Pork Peppermint Patties

Owlzymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

YouTube video by Speeches Richard M. Daley Press Conference on the Riots at the Democratic Convention

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Welp, there go my afternoon plans.

Choke, Thirst, Die, by Dying Victims Productions from the album Choke Thirst Die - Bastard Race

Ah! But have you heard it like this?: dyingvictimsproductions.bandcamp.com/track/choke-...

If that’s not a row of penises, then I don’t know what a goddamn umbrella is.

Bastille Day Lyrics — Rush.com Official News and Information about the Legendary Rock Band Rush

Maybe it's because it's almost punk rock, or maybe because it's especially relevant to current events, but I still unironically rock out to Bastille Day. www.rush.com/songs/bastil...

I'm already missing Jane Goodall. 😢

Looking through photos at our mom’s this weekend, my dear sister made the astute observation that I looked like I spent a lot of my childhood touring confectionary factories with Grandpa. #BobbyAndTheChocolateFactory

Farewell, Trapper Keeper from 1983! We had a pretty good run, didn’t we?

Just because you didn't find a tiny parachute stashed away somewhere doesn't mean they didn't get airdropped from some wee slug fleet!

YouTube video by DannyBoy8406 Dead Like Me- George Dies

Wasn't this basically the plot of Dead Like Me? youtu.be/6sx5D76nLdk?...

I remember the VHS box at the video rental store had a button you could press to hear her say, "WANNA DATE?" Frankentastic!