Sage

Game 1 was them discovering the Mariners and the Seattle existed in real time. Dopes

Leave Ferguson in Detroit!

Neither do I but I was able to get it on the Fox Sports app via a TV login. What a mess

Time to give my poor cardiovascular system a break with some *looks down* playoff baseball #GOMS

That last drive had everything wonderful and horrifying about Trevor. A dumb sack, wasted time, two laser-accurate throws, forgetting the basic rules of football, and a butt rumble touchdown. I love it

THE MOST JAGUARS TOUCHDOWN OF ALL TIME

In honor of MNF, here is my favorite MNF Jaguars fan. I hope he is doing okay

Feed is currently 50% college football replays and 50% state violence replays.

LETS GO JAGUARS, 3-1 AND TIED FOR THE TOP OF THE AFC SOUTH

#TealSky
#DTWD
#DUUUVAL
#Jaguars

An image of Gametime’s listing of Mariners postseason tickets starting at $850 each

My mom: “wouldn’t it be so fun to go see a Mariners playoff game this year?”

Gametime:

Houston week for both my teams

wheeeeeeeee

can't get fired if you don't have a job

Infuriated in all new ways!

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

what an abhorrent day to be literate and have eyes

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Jaguars early win + Mariners blowout = rare optimism on a Sunday afternoon

New hat came just in time.

#DTWD

very excited for my emotional support bloodsport to return tonight

alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now

Proving I have depression to the CVS worker by going to my vaccine appointment in my Jaguars gear

Hawkeye screaming for Creami

Hawkeye approves of my new purchase

Great idea

A Universal Basic Income that help the poor and generate economic growth from the ground up? We’ve no way of knowing that’ll work! Better we invest in artificial intelligence that is currently consuming all our power to create a John Cena lookalike that tells pornographic stories to children.

can you put all the audio settings in one place first for fuck sake

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

this is history, I don’t care if it’s preseason, it means something to me

From what I’ve seen tonight I’m convinced he might as well be the best QB on the Raiders

Raiders need some Tommy Mellott reps to really kick this offense into high gear