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@snocks.bsky.social

Missoula, MT Tall drink of water. The last Jags fan in Montana (Official, Confirmed).

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Patriots I wish you a very lousy offseason spent mostly in courtrooms

09.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patriots being in this game instead of Buffalo or the Jags is a disservice to the sport

09.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25970    πŸ” 4712    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 143

Love watching dominating line play. Seahawks wrecking shop on both sides of the ball

09.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.

08.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Pregame horseshit meter especially high this year

08.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling vindicated that Darren Aronofsky, known film hack, is getting into generative AI. I have hated that man for so long and I was RIGHT

29.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Having seen three Patriots playoffs games I am certain the Jags would have stomped them. Bummer

25.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jags should've won the AFC

25.01.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Every day I wake up and look at the news and I think β€œwow osama bin laden truly kicked our fucking ass” and then I just go to work or something

21.01.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Watching Pats vs Texans

18.01.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Montana boy staring at LT for the Steelers, fuck the Texans

13.01.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years

12.01.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

JAKOBI MEYERS PANCAKE

11.01.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, now Gabe Davis can catch

11.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LEQUINT ALLEN JR

11.01.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is gonna be a gritty, not pretty kinda day

11.01.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m doing my part today. I’m going to outwatch every Bills fan. No one is going to watch TV harder than me

Go Jags!

11.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œprosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 86964    πŸ” 21371    πŸ’¬ 1619    πŸ“Œ 1512

I’m supposed to sleep after that??

06.01.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Game of the year for real

06.01.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is the greatest football game of all time.

06.01.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yipping, screeching, scaring the poor dog

06.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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you’ve gotta see this one 🀯

06.01.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 14

This is the only compliment I’m giving to Illinois State tonight

06.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More mustachioed football coaches screaming β€œHORSESHIT” to blatant penalties, please

06.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s how we say hello in Montana

06.01.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May I interest you in the Montana State Bobcats in the National Championship?

06.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad all this NFL nonsense is over so we can focus on real football tonight. Go Bobcats!

05.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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