Nick Draeger

Now that there are no laws, who do I bribe to get @eve6.bsky.social to do a Celebrity Deathmatch with Alien Ant Farm?

Also, bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch.

Can anyone explain to me how Christopher Walken has been 75 years old for over 30 years?

(I’m finally watching #Severance.)

What’s your favorite album?

Guys, leave Elon alone. He has auschwism.

Has anyone said “Tick tock, TikTok” yet?

That’s not what they’re doing on their knees.

A pig named “Aaron Porkin.”

That’s it… that’s the post.

That’s a fun way to publicly announce that we apparently aren’t friends.

Los Angeles: improv

I’ll still never forget that the generation that wrote “Take This Job and Shove It” also voted for someone specifically because they were a “businessman.”

5 Million Ways to Kill a C.E.O. by The Coup on Apple Music Song · 2001 · Duration 5:26

Happy Monday morning! What are we doing today?

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To the tune of “Knights in White Satan.”

If not, I’m sure Springsteen can come up with something.

Don’t let a day go by.

Thanks for all your work tonight!

Sourdough wood fired.

by fall out boy

Yeah, we’re all gonna die.

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Frame it.

And then the even more fucked up part is an party of our government is making it their goal to try to force people to have children, via laws to take away access to contraceptives, access to abortion care, etc.

When your high peaks right in the middle of the funeral.

Oh, and cheese. Duh.

Oh, I’ve had something similar (actually, several, but this was my favorite) Canadian bacon (essentially ham) bacon, potatos, eggs, and a country gravy base.

#freepizza

They put in on dry ice, so it should, assuming they’ll ship it there. I believe goldbelly ships to most countries.

Poor Dawn. She has it hard enough already.

Depending on if what I’ve read is true, he’s also a right wing men’s rights activist, so I’m fine with with only aligning with him on one particular subject.

If #Luigi had pulled this about a week before Halloween, he definitely would have gotten away with it.

I always feel rebellious using it, in a good way. Wrong feels right.