Sam Smith 🦇

People who do Beetlejuice and Lydia as a couples costume are weird as hell to me. Like the whole point of that weird wedding is how creepy and gross and evil Beetlejuice is.

very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”

I truly can’t wrap my head around how I’m the bad person in my family for calling out my shit head relatives who wanna dick ride trump and refuse to acknowledge how that harms marginalized communities, specifically my autistic brother who needs support his entire life. Like what the fuck?

The best and worst part of working at a salon is that none of us can spell anything correctly to save our lives.

This day 7 years ago I ran into Steven at a concert and was like “wow Steven from high school is really cute” and this day a year ago we were touring our wedding venue. In a little over 6 months we’re gonna be married. That’s so wild.

Trader Joe’s has a microwaveable orange chicken lunch bowl and every time I bring it for lunch like all of my coworkers flock to the break room and are like “👀 did you get the Trader Joe’s orange chicken again” and it really makes me laugh so hard

True Believer by Hayley Williams might be one of the best songs I’ve ever heard. And as someone who spent a lot of years growing up in churches and in southern Kentucky it just screams to parts of my soul I’ve never been able to articulate before.

If one more person is mean to me this week I’m going to throw up.

Caseo is what I thought pewdiepie was when I was 12.

No it’s actually so stupid and frustrating that I am unable to sleep or stop crying because the fireworks are making me think of the shooting that I was completely unharmed in.

I literally cannot wrap my mind around selling EXPLOSIVES to the general public.

Also this week I have discovered that the shooting at my work last year has 100% given me ptsd so that’s making this holiday sound even more miserable than usual

Truly so very confused why a country so plagued by gun violence celebrates its existence with huge explosions.

Chronic illness sucks and I’m so tired of it

If I can’t be a vampire in life I should at least get to be a ghost in a old castle when I die.

I love working in the beauty industry but the fatphobia that runs rampant in it is truly mentally exhausting me.

Ironically I am currently on a boat and struggling to get water. Alcohol? Loaded up. Water? There’s a limit…?

I am convinced that the most referenced horror icon in music is Freddy.

Like he I just such an evil evil person and I do not understand how people still watch his videos and brands still work with him?

So confused how James Charles continues to have an audience after openly admitting to sexting minors, but now he’s housing his “friends” abusive ex and gave said ex his “friends” address after she broke a lease and moved for the specific reason of not wanting her abusive ex to know where she lives.

I got in a car accident today on my way to my first job and on my way home from my second job I hit a rock and popped my tire and I do not own a spare tire or have extra money

Not a man hitting me with his car and it undeniably being his fault but him getting angry, cussing me out, and threatening me.

Randomly just remembered when my therapist in high school tried to set me up with her grandson after I just finished having a sobbing meltdown.

Invention idea: bisexual car, it’s a regular Kia soul but with 15 cup holders

It’s really disturbing to me the way people make aesthetic edits using that poor girl from the Netflix documentary about CHILD ABUSE or that makeup influencer who just outed her ex as physically violent to her. Like why is my fyp on TikTok edits of abuse like ??? What is this???

This week has already been a nightmare and I just clocked out for lunch only to discover someone threw out my food (tupperwear included) so I guess fuck Sam today.

Being a social media manager requires a shocking amount of googling how to do my job despite having a degree in my job

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

Currently looking through and found a chunk of all of kid rocks CDs and they’re $3 each and they’ve clearly been here a while because they’re all dust and nothing else is dusty

One of the funniest parts of looking at used CDs in record stores is the massive chunks of CDs from artists who randomly said racist stuff and people got rid of their music and then no one will buy it.

I don’t even think I’m afraid of storms but everytime it gets stormy like this I’m so full of anxiety I have multiple panic attacks so many I am afraid of storms? Idk but we’re on number 7 today and I can’t sleep