Elle | Sapphic Fiction Author

If there’s a hot millennial out there who wants to primary any of these senators, here’s a free campaign slogan: “Cringe, Not Corruption”

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

I literally got married (again) last week but I just want to plan the next one immediately.

My incredible Californian wife has lived on the east coast for ten whole years and still runs outside at the first snow. I’m obsessed with her.

Thrilled that my marriage isn’t about to be overturned but every time this court does anything good it’s because they plan to do something super terrible so… forgive me for not celebrating just yet.

Hey Virginia! Time to bully Tim Kaine again!

I’d rather my neighbor have affordable healthcare than my wife to get a paycheck. #holdtheline

Trust not in Axios

They really didn’t count on millennials learning about Islam from Muslims instead of just trusting American propaganda…

Zohran is a genius. He’s doing the action which implies the meaning instead of telling us the meaning. He’s literally showing us instead of telling us… that’s why he feels fictional, like I’m watching the movie of this life. Implying that the good buys always win. Making him inevitable.

He didn’t even take today off. He’s already posting about transparency on the transition… damn. Am I just used to old people? I’m shocked…

I’m obsessed with how each of these dems has to wait for the prior one to finish giving their victory speech. There’s a line.

They threw the weight of America’s most traumatic day at him and he didn’t even blink. He didn’t even do the politically obvious thing and disavow Hasan to put distance there. He stayed laser focused. And he won.

Hell yeah

Zohran’s closing message is Socialism Works. Out loud. Unapologetically. Democrats need to hear him. And hear NYC tomorrow. Listen or be left behind.

Have we considered that there a boys in the Epstein files and that JD is prob one of them?

When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?

So, there’s no oversight or audits on the White House’s building funds. He’s doing to this nation what he did to all those casinos he ran into the ground.

I think about the applause break after the opening of Act II of Operation Mincemeat daily.

Sometimes I wonder why anyone wants a random midlevel exec job in government. It’s a thankless role with big responsibilities and intense oversight but then I remind myself: they aren’t going to the office. They’re going to dinner with unscrupulous people to solicits bribes for their new influence…

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Remember when the conclusion of the 9/11 committee that the major failure was a lack of imagination that someone would be this cruel and evil? Seems relevant…

Can’t wait for President Ocasio-Cortez to restore the people’s house

My favorite place is getting defiled 😫

Yeah have you seen the rendering? It’s deeply disturbing

This isn’t about your team vs. my team. This is about all of us against the refs. #nokings

There is no feeling like blasting FDT and Hostile Government Takeover from my car as we wave at our fellow patriots on all the highway overpasses on the way back from getting gay hair cuts and gay books from queer owned businesses in the gayest town in my state on #nokingsday

Ppl ask why we love this city? Here it is.

AOC: You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to keep people from getting poisoned, from dangerous chemicals 

You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing


If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,

In our Diane Keaton movie marathon yesterday, we watched Mad Money. It opens with Diane, direct to camera, saying, “crime is contagious.” Feels important rn.