Devin

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Some big mountains in Pennsylvania too.

Hold that for me, fellas. Would ya?

My dude, Norvell is so clearly the guy. He'll take all those top level croots and coach em up!

Me: Do you think Mr. Potato Head’s wife knew he had no legs or was she surprised when he took his shoes off?

Therapist: [5 minutes into my session] I’m sorry, our time is up

Reporter: “Do you support ICE?”
Mitch McConnell:

remember the brief period where democrats were responding to shit like this by saying "that's weird. these people are weird. why are you worried about the sperm of teenagers" and it worked really well so they immediately stopped doing it

Q: And are you married? A: I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

I feel like the market value for "I make Indiana great at football" commands an irrational price much higher than this so yeah, good deal

Sorry for wearing camo, I’m going to paintball after the funeral

see, you get it!

(thanks for reading 🫡)

Nutshell reason of why the Celtics won't win the title: The manufacturers of championship rings do not except promo codes.

Nutshell reason of why the Mavs won't win the title: Nico Harrison's master vision apparently doesn't include dribbling.

Nutshell reason of why the Rockets won't win the title: Elven of their roster spots are occupied by power forwards and centers.

Nutshell reason of why the Clipps won't win the title: Age circumvention is not a realistic aspiration.

an annual rite of passage unlike any other: i regret to inform you that your favorite nba team is complete and absolute butt.

bleacherreport.com/articles/252...

ALWAYS read this article, every year. Always read Dan, but definitely always read these.

Letting Flagler go in free agency will undoubtedly be the undoing of the Thunder. MANY people are saying this.

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

per·fec·tion

/pərˈfekSHən/

noun

the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects.

Oh it’s absolutely what politico is allowing him to do. These shit cans don’t deserve any sort of benefit of the doubt. They’re SUPER proud Nazis, except when someone outside of their circle calls them Nazis.

No just put it across my face it’ll work bro

very funny that JD Vance has so little to do with his time that he goes on podcasts to defend 30-year-old men for saying how much they love Hitler

Oct. 15, 2025 PENTAGON PRESS ASSOCIATION STATEMENT Today, the Defense Department confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America. It did this because reporters would not sign onto a new media policy over its implicit threat of criminalizing national security reporting and exposing those who sign it to potential prosecution. The Pentagon Press Association's members are still committed to reporting on the U.S. military. But make no mistake, today, Oct. 15, 2025 is a dark day for press freedom that raises concerns about a weakening U.S. commitment to transparency in governance, to public accountability at the Pentagon and to free speech for all. PPA

“The Defense Department has confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America,” the Pentagon Press Association said

IndyStar 2 . Follow 1h: "All Media School and IU students, faculty and staff should be scared by this blatant attack on someone standing up for what's right," student Editors-ln-Chief Mia Hilkowitz and Andrew Miller said in a statement. Read more: bit.ly/43ebKW1 IndyStar. IDS The original investigative student newsroom of Indiana University Barge suspends Bloomingtonr LITTLE 500 IDS IDS She should've knownbetter:' nt in N eoiencnalt. A INnpttM Indiana University fires IDS adviser amid push to control student newspaper's content

The director of student media at Indiana University was fired amidst a dispute between university leadership and editors at the Indiana Daily Student over what content gets printed in the student newspaper. As director of student media, Jim Rodenbush did not directly oversee or have any say over the content published in the IDS, per a charter between the IDS and the university. But he told IndyStar his firing follows a series of meetings with IU Media School leadership in which it grew increasingly apparent they were expecting him to officially prohibit students from publishing news.

Indiana University has fired the staff director of the student newspaper, after disputes in which university leadership tried to pressure him to prevent students from publishing news.

My opinion is why is he dressed like a Minion

if you're going to turn reporting i did almost a decade ago into a breakout story the least you could do is link to it

JD Vance: Trump is America’s Hitler
MAGA: Let’s make you VP!🥳

Young Republicans: H*tler was great, gas them all, rape is epic
MAGA: Boys will be boys!🤷

Americans: Charlie Kirk was not a good person
MAGA: Such vileness has never before been uttered in this land. This means war!🤬

“Young boys”

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

Just to be clear: it reflects every value and standard of every member of his staff, including himself. They’re once again only upset that they were caught.

Politico playing devils advocate here is insane too. Call it what the fuck it is. They’re Nazis. Just call them that. They like it.

It turns out that making things more expensive makes them more expensive.

Always lol

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