absolutely one of the most incandescent talents of his generation. made music for all time. a heavy loss.

In the end. One team has A’ja and no one else does.

Happy Friday to you guys

I'm generally not one for canceling news subscriptions for ideological reasons -- I'm paying for the service of newswriting and I know most newswriting isn't exactly down my ideological channel -- but I cancelled WaPo because they've throttled their actual newswriting too while doing this shit

sometimes you're the team with Michael Jordan. Sometimes you're the team with Charles Barkley. Phoenix fans know.

Aja unreal

Jim Downey? The Movie Actor? He retired as SNL's longest-tenured writer more than a decade ago. Now, at 73, he's having a moment, with a viral Epstein joke on Conan's podcast, a sinister supporting turn in One Battle After Anothe...

Spoke with legend Jim "lunatics, haters, and punk trash" Downey about working with PTA twice, Tim Robinson and "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?" www.gq.com/story/jim-do...

This should be the drumbeat for Dems. Every single time they talk about what Trump is doing keep the undercurrent of his deteriorating brain or his connection to Epstein. Keep it up.

Absolute clown question.

Nate Tibbets took out the white board and drew up the “go on girl give me nothing” play for that final possession

a man wearing a vest that says mvrs on it smiles and says gimme dat ALT: a man wearing a vest that says mvrs on it smiles and says gimme dat

AT that possession

Lucho Diaz immediately got it for me. “Edwards was happy to see him go” is the most 28 coded thing possible.

The only reason Bluesky exists in the form it does today is through the efforts of an entire community of trans shitposters. They are the bedrock foundation of this place and Bluesky needs to acknowledge that and take special measures to protect them. This is the very least Bluesky owes trans folks.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This. Game.

I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism. But I digress. The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room.

how I feel watching these wnba playoffs

this is fuckin inspiring, man. it is so cool to see a superstar talent in a position of union leadership sticking her neck out to make such a measured but incisive statement

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

🤌🤌🤌🤌

Liverpool incredibly lucky to only be down 1-0 at halftime. Really terrible tactics matched by awful execution (Alisson excluded)

Konate should come off at half.

Liverpool with absolutely 0 width on the left. They either need to have Isak pull wide some or make a halftime change.

Well don't I feel stupid

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

"Does it look like a strip club? Maybe, maybe not. It all depends on what you consider a strip club." - CAPT. ERIC CARRASQUILLO, THE COMMANDER OF THE NYPD'S 25TH PRECINCT, AT A MEETING WHEN PRESSED BY RESIDENTS ABOUT BODEGA PARADISE

Just an all time pull quote in the @gothamist.com morning news letter.

the freakiest diorama at the NYC Natural History museum IS REAL

I bet he says "L'Shana Tovah" incredibly. Would love to hear it.

Both my teams betting "we can get someone better" than their existing coaches. Both definitely had flaws (and I'd argue Sandy's were less of an issue than Thibs) but were very good coaches. These are big bets that they gotta hit. We'll see.

Shanah Tovah to everyone, even the haters and losers

Stewie/Sabrina were asked how they feel about the future of the team Do they want to run it back? They at first responded with some confused silence.

Stewie: "Well, I'm coming back."

Sabrina: "Yeah."

Tough end to a season that feels like (despite the great start) just stalled and never got off the ground. Hope everyone can get healthy (looking at you JJ, Stewie, and Betnijah) in offseason.