malmal🧿

holy shit minimal = mini mal
i’m becoming marketable

homo sex minimal 😔

malmal monday

specifically experiencing a state of idle hypothesis due to this

may bsky shimelie never be forgotten

fiiiiiiiiiine if you insist

currently in a state of reanimation

they do that to me too but instead of tomatoes it’s copious amounts of bird shit

please like me if you don’t like all of my posts they throw anthrax filled tomatoes at me

eat 10 bucks at home.

gbumble

lighting the joint with class and elegance compared to the lighter peasants

offers food at your shrine

@grusbutthair.bsky.social is ib/ibby still an acceptable nickname
if no you’re getting called unc

ALIGNMENT
if anyone can judge my purity it’s you

sir do you need that leg

great steps forward in the balancing community

ballin’ like none have seen before

smams is truly one of the biggest roadblocks towards beetle britpop

what if it wants to be a hit british musician though

wow

what if instead of doing anything important i watch hot twink femboy porn for 24 hours straight

freak style 100?

i’m on snake duty

gooping AND morning currently

horse is tranquil horse is calm

they’re putting horse tranquillisers in my horse

CANNIBALISM 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

gandalf the gay

uhhhhh i gave a friend a pocketful of sugar today (as in 15g of sugar in my pocket) does that count