Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.

Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy

Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/

Robert Redford on the phone, plus Dustin Hoffman. From All the President’s Men

When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

My car says it couldn’t load my user profile, but it is letting me drive it “as a guest”. The future is stupid.

🎯

The astonishing thing about Watergate, in contrast to today, is how the President was actually shamed into leaving office.

Imagine that: shame.

CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%. 

Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

Good day as any to delete Facebook, Instagram, and/or Threads if you have not already

The fact that Meta will not rule out using private photos on your camera roll to train AI is abominable, full stop

futurism.com/meta-sketchy...

Brutal.

🚨 Secretary Noem basically said that her agency is now dedicated to forcible regime change…in American cities and states.

There 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 name 👏🏽 for 👏🏽 this

Self-potato

Yes, the media’s Biden coverage was flawed. But its reporting on Trump was far worse | Margaret Sullivan A new book has fueled controversy over press handling of the ex-president’s decline. But that distracts from a bigger problem

When will this media reckoning come? I’m thinking never. New from me https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/17/trump-biden-election-media-coverage?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
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Cal-Maine, the biggest egg producer, has been accused of using bird flu as cover to jack up prices and triple its profits from a year ago.

It also received $22M in federal aid.

While you're getting gouged at the grocery store, your tax dollars are subsidizing corporate greed.

It seems like I’d want a retirement account and healthcare and civil rights but on the other hand Hollyweird rebooted Matlock and made it a lady Matlock so you can understand my dilemma

It's been noted that the last time stocks fell this sharply, we were in the midst of a global health pandemic. To which I say, please be patient.

by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’
theonion.com/report-...

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

Can’t stress this enough! And obviously neither the SEC or the DOJ (at least at the highest levels) is going to seriously investigate and prosecute insider trading.

Really feeling this

They Are a Minority Get your mind right.

This x10000000000

“In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.”

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...

Buckle up babes, it's time for a long thread about #USAID. Many of you know I've worked on USAID contracts and in humanitarian aid for the last decade. But very few know why. I studied international security in undergrad and my first job out of school was in the defense/intel world. I hated it. 1/

Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.

This is all I think of any time I see chorizo on a menu