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@opalescentopal.bsky.social

I do crochet stuff and sometimes math stuff. (she/her)

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"Hey, Microsoft, how's it going?"
"Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability"
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"Jesus fucking Christ"

"Hey, Microsoft, how's it going?" "Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability" ... "Jesus fucking Christ"

11.02.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

WINDOWS NOTEPAD APP REMOTE CODE EXECUTION VULNERABILITY

www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

now then. WHAT'S THE NETWORK ELEMENT in FUCKING NOTEPAD

WHAT BIT COULD IT BEEEEEEEE

11.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Congratulations, AI bros! By integrating LLMs into Notepad, you were able to turn it into... a gullible Boomer who clicks on links and runs every program they can double-click.

www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

Jesus Christ. "AI created an RCE in Notepad" should not be a fucking sentence.

11.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's sad that libs can't imagine deserving a candidate that isn't marching in lock-step with fascists

11.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fuck.

11.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These guys are so normal.

10.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1458    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 113
rodney dangerfield

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

10.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7707    πŸ” 1627    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 38
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a classroom . Alt: Bart Simpson's class, expectantly waiting as Milhouse tells him to deliver his classic line.
11.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

10.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 23242    πŸ” 8379    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 318

My father's government name is nowhere in his yearbooks. When I went to his step dad's funeral, NOBODY used I had ever heard him called before.

Before transition, I went by my middle name, not my first name, because my mother didn't like using my first name.

Wasn't an issue until "Opal".

11.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.

09.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1642    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 227

Billionaire businessman Leslie Wexner, the other predator named by Ava Cordero in *2007*, was identified as being in the redacted Epstein files in Congress today.

10.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 972    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Age verification?

My first cassette tape was Weird Al's "Even Worse".

My Nintendo's cartridge loader got fucked up & wouldn't work without a Game Genie.

We knew 10 highly violent parodies of the Barney theme song and sang them constantly.

Jurassic Park used computer effects? Holy shit, how?

10.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USA? Oh yeah, I heard of that country.

That's where the pedophile president openly kidnaps children and everyone lets it happen, right?

10.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 we don't want him, you can have him, he's too fash for me 🎢

10.02.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The DOE contends it is eliminating unnecessary excess regulations without sacrificing safety. But... the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS) and other outside observers remain concerned that safety is falling by the wayside to better serve the global AI race."

09.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

The guy who is my bellwether for where the dumb money is goingβ€”he had a cloud engineer phase, crypto phase, nft phase, AI phaseβ€”has pivoted back to DJing, which is what he was first doing when I met him 20 years ago.

23.01.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 12

Call it a "ladder mate" if you want; I'm gonna keep calling it "dog-walking my bitch until he falls over".

09.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: β€œOne day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

09.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 940    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

I'll take "this motherfucker" over "this individual" any day of the week.

09.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16940    πŸ” 5144    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 223

thinking about Ring's mesh surveillance and tapping the sign

09.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 764    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

09.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8014    πŸ” 1235    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 42

But, Soatok, what if I just watch it for the ads?

09.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inshallah.

09.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ma'am if you want to change the outcome of elections, you need to talk to white people

Black people do not put republicans in office.

08.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

looking at twitter is self-harm
staring at the horrors is self-harm
looking at twitter is self-harm
staring at the horrors is self-harm
looking at twitter is self-harm
staring at the horrors is self-harm

it doesn't make you more informed just more anxious and scared

that is what they want

08.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

it does rule that the villains have to pretend this is good

08.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio PeΓ±a, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out β€œfully autonomous” means β€œa guy in the Philippines.”

06.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22308    πŸ” 6791    πŸ’¬ 629    πŸ“Œ 1090

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31897    πŸ” 6607    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 151

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