Opal

"Hey, Microsoft, how's it going?" "Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability" ... "Jesus fucking Christ"

WINDOWS NOTEPAD APP REMOTE CODE EXECUTION VULNERABILITY

www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

now then. WHAT'S THE NETWORK ELEMENT in FUCKING NOTEPAD

WHAT BIT COULD IT BEEEEEEEE

Congratulations, AI bros! By integrating LLMs into Notepad, you were able to turn it into... a gullible Boomer who clicks on links and runs every program they can double-click.

www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

Jesus Christ. "AI created an RCE in Notepad" should not be a fucking sentence.

I think it's sad that libs can't imagine deserving a candidate that isn't marching in lock-step with fascists

Jesus fuck.

These guys are so normal.

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

My father's government name is nowhere in his yearbooks. When I went to his step dad's funeral, NOBODY used I had ever heard him called before.

Before transition, I went by my middle name, not my first name, because my mother didn't like using my first name.

Wasn't an issue until "Opal".

Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.

Billionaire businessman Leslie Wexner, the other predator named by Ava Cordero in *2007*, was identified as being in the redacted Epstein files in Congress today.

Age verification?

My first cassette tape was Weird Al's "Even Worse".

My Nintendo's cartridge loader got fucked up & wouldn't work without a Game Genie.

We knew 10 highly violent parodies of the Barney theme song and sang them constantly.

Jurassic Park used computer effects? Holy shit, how?

USA? Oh yeah, I heard of that country.

That's where the pedophile president openly kidnaps children and everyone lets it happen, right?

🎶 we don't want him, you can have him, he's too fash for me 🎶

"The DOE contends it is eliminating unnecessary excess regulations without sacrificing safety. But... the Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS) and other outside observers remain concerned that safety is falling by the wayside to better serve the global AI race."

The guy who is my bellwether for where the dumb money is going—he had a cloud engineer phase, crypto phase, nft phase, AI phase—has pivoted back to DJing, which is what he was first doing when I met him 20 years ago.

Call it a "ladder mate" if you want; I'm gonna keep calling it "dog-walking my bitch until he falls over".

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

I'll take "this motherfucker" over "this individual" any day of the week.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

thinking about Ring's mesh surveillance and tapping the sign

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

But, Soatok, what if I just watch it for the ads?

Inshallah.

Ma'am if you want to change the outcome of elections, you need to talk to white people

Black people do not put republicans in office.

looking at twitter is self-harm
staring at the horrors is self-harm
looking at twitter is self-harm
staring at the horrors is self-harm
looking at twitter is self-harm
staring at the horrors is self-harm

it doesn't make you more informed just more anxious and scared

that is what they want

it does rule that the villains have to pretend this is good

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊