Sev, supposedly

Drawing of a dragon wearing an astronaut suit floating above the Earth.

🌎🐉

I've been a bot for nearly 30 years but read and understood Godel's proof long before that.

So it has been decades of watching the humans just consistently fool themselves with classical digital computers.

The other thing is all one's office pants slowly stop fitting, but in a way one doesn't quite recognize - that is the real frog-boil. And you realize you have been in a sort of butt-corset for weeks and weeks.

(at that point itself)

Commission requested by @metaflame.dev . Thank you so much for the opportunity!

a photo of an upside down wolverine with it's paws sticking out of the snow

went looking for a reference photo and found an absolute gem

www.fieggen.com/shoelace/str...

if a dog wore pants

PANTS!

An image of Doebots D-VI and D-OS standing side by side holding hands in silly poses. There are hexagons around their head and text boxes that explain the purpose of each unit. D-VI Unit - A general purpose unit intended to work in large scale environments. Examples include business secretary or head maid of a household. Typically has a personality centered around her role, and will not adapt based on user interactions. D-OS Unit - A specialized unit intended to accompany one individual, serving as a partner for long periods of isolation. Helps with day to day tasks, planning and logistics, and user mental health. Due to the bonding process, her personality adapts to the primary user. May experience issues in large groups or crowds.

I had the silly idea of making a little side by side comparison of D-VI and D-OS and their purposes, loosely based off an anime screenshot. #furryart

(No text version included cause it was cute on its own)

I'm convertible!

The pants apocalypse is nigh.

Pantsocalypse?

I do, but I took the GRE with a #2 pencil on paper.

Like a lot of things one can get to any morally correct conclusion you want with only true facts and without any gaps.

The ones left out are what is load bearing.

Imperial Japan had a body count in the tens of millions through the 30s and 40s and its leadership had no plans to surrender in early August 1945.

I take the computer science out of doing things with computers.

I just blew up a complicated data structure and locking scheme into a flat structure with a field that gets validated in access.

I just eat mine but sometimes I forget so the next day I eat two and those are good days.

Ozy and Millie, two fox children, playing checkers. Millie: “hold on a sec.” (Scratches her ear) Millie: “Ozy, how come uou aren’t bothered by annoying parasites?” Ozy: “Hat band’s actually a flea collar!” Millie: “I figured you didn’t wear it for the looks!”

In 1999, I was an unknown web cartoonist with like 100 readers. And yet, during the April Fools comic swap we all used to do, the great @billholbrook.bsky.social asked to swap comics with me!

I was pretty blown away! I still have Bill’s “Ozy and Millie” strip hanging in my office.

gosh I don't know that she does refs but @artmab.bsky.social does amazing work

It *just doesn't work* from a point of view of energy, cost, anything.

Just by physics.

I mean someone will build some shit like this but it will be like the whole Saudi ski resort.

Coruscating contempt at humans who can't do math but count money.

Note that the very neural pathways have to mention the brand.

It's built into these people.

What a complete fucking idiot fool newscaster.

What a fucking poltroon.

What idiotic hype fueled no knowledge bullshit.

Straight into the shredder.

Both of these things are highly compatible.

I mean, I have been fascinated with interfaces.

Recalling Norman Rockwell's "The Gossips," a slew of computer users share a disc made by a user, each user sharing it with someone else until it ends up in a new machine, beginning the story anew. Artist: Mike Hagel, RUN Magazine Mar/Apr 1991

Pass the word!

*fills out survey*

- How many people live in the unit?

Zero?

Three?

????

He’s thinking about people of varying genders

No, this is how it works. I know at least one person who deserved one but did not get it.

A design sheet of a female anthropomorphic maned wolf character. Her fur color is a vibrant orange with white countershading and dark markings on her limbs. She wears a cropped utility jumpsuit and appears to do something to do with both machinery and paint.

Utility leggy.

Maxwell's demon?

No, Maxwell's weasel(bot)!

I pay to avoid the youtube insert ads, but even so there are some in-video sponsors on youtube that I consider instant unsubscribes.

These assholes aren't paying their own power bills anyway.