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@rich-bryant.uk.bsky.social

token evil teammate

1,814 Followers  |  392 Following  |  37,474 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.2861

Latest posts by rich-bryant.uk on Bluesky

I fucking love Dwarves in The Witcher because neither they nor I give a fuck what you think

11.08.2025 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sweet chilli chicken with udon

11.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It does and it still must be stopped

#BristolMustBeStopped

11.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#DeathToMercia

11.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That old cunt transcends generation labels by being a humongous cunt

11.08.2025 19:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if your Max be boot
Go ahead rebloot

11.08.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dude the Boomers are pensioners now. Are you absolutely sure?

11.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that’s the killer line

11.08.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“HOW DARE YOU NOT POST AS I APPROVE AND DEMAND” is baked deep into Bluesky.

11.08.2025 18:11 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1

Maybe when my wrist heals properly and I’ve got a NATO strap on it.

11.08.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I posted it. The Amazfit. It’s teeny on me.

11.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I bought myself a nice new watch so my wrist immediately flared. Sucks.

11.08.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

And also second shittest after Russia

11.08.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesse Singal’s haters are now the largest army in the world

11.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

all the joy has gone out of @listifications.app’s “random yank has blocked you” messages since I discovered almost 1.9 million people are doing that now.

Bitch, my haters are the 3rd largest army in the world, like I’m going to care about your fat ass.

11.08.2025 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

also along, that you for that devastating bit of accidental Freudianism, autocarrot

11.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's Interlude (Public Service Announcement) by Jay-Z and yes, I too was nodding alone.

11.08.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a small rhyme to help you all remember

if your Max be Boot,
Das ist Gut
If your Max be Blumenthal
OH NOOOOOmenthal.

11.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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11.08.2025 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not going or I'd advise her to smile because it makes her so much more attractive.

And then stand well back.

11.08.2025 17:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it really brightens up your whole day when they do that.

11.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

perhaps she owns a lot of AirBNBs

11.08.2025 17:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hannah will be at ALL the parties. Taking notes.

11.08.2025 16:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like, I can hear Diane Morgan saying it. It's uncanny.

11.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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this one is still my favourite, thanks for sharing @dannykodicek.bsky.social

11.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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never change, Bluesky.

11.08.2025 16:43 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

🎶verify your ID for mumsnet
Wikipedia, can't get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
We never get no
DMs on BlueSky
Blocked by politicians again

I want my
I want my
I want my VPN🎶

11.08.2025 16:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ooh, fair enough, I hadn't spotted that. In my defence Israeli-owned companies were also attacked in May and I was assuming this was one of those.

11.08.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

no I will never let this go

11.08.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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